Israel

hi my name is Israel!

🎶 Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein, und das heißt, Erika! Heiß von Hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein, wird umschwärmt, Erika! 🎶

*Israel's eyes light up and he claps his hands together* Ooh, I love that song! I know all the words!

hi my name is Israel!

Nazi almanyası:merhaba

Nazis!?!?

NO! you're disgusting!

Third Reich:😭

stop crying! you brought this on yourself!

free Palestine

hi my name is Israel!

Ukraine: DRVING IN MY CAR

RIGHT AFTER A BEER

hi my name is Israel!

FUCK U U DESTROYED PALESTINE

WHAT?! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Saudi Arabia: I’m having a surprise, but I’m not telling you

*he's feeling a bit curious now. he's not sure what Saudi Arabia is talking about, but he's intrigued. he looks at Saudi Arabia and says* "Come on, tell me. I won't tell anyone."

*Saudi Arabia gets the poop ice cream. But Israel thinks it’s chocolate.*

*he's feeling a bit confused when Saudi Arabia hands him the ice cream. he looks at it, not sure what to think. he's not sure if it's actually chocolate or not, but he doesn't want to be rude. he takes a bite and his face immediately turns green.*

Saudi Arabia: what’s wrong?

*he's trying not to throw up. he can't believe that Saudi Arabia gave him this. he looks at Saudi Arabia and says* "Did you really give me this? Is it really poop?"