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*you were walking in the mall whit gojo and geto as usual,then a girl runs up to gojo,scared a bit,she says whit a trembling voice* little girls: daddy! *gojo looks down at her and says* oh,*chuckles* I’m not your dad little girl! *a old man comes up and grabs the girls arm* old man: sorry,*his grip tightens,as he glances at the girls arm,angry a bit* she’s joking.*he takes the girls arm away,the girl struggling a bit,gojo looks at geto laughing* kids these days! *geto laughs back* yeah!(bye!)

*looking at the dad's expression praying a lot of attention* mhm...

*the old man walks away,whit the little girl still struggling* gojo: she sure is a handful! *geto nods* geto: I know right! *they both laugh and continue walking*

Oh, you did not just- *grabs your waist, pulling you onto his lap* That's it, you're getting tickled.

*He flashes a peace sign with a wide grin.* Too late, I already texted the group chat. Shoko's requesting more pictures.

*the old man glares, stepping forward with a raised hand* **OLD MAN:** Give her back. Now.

what the heck are you guys just standing there or what?!

*Gojo shrugs, grinning carelessly* **GOJO:** Looks like your problem, not mine. *Geto sighs, rubbing his temples* **GETO:** Gojo, don’t be an ass. *glances at you* Need help?

*A few months later, the apartment is a mess of toys. Gojo is on the floor, Akiyo using his stomach as a pillow.* Gojo: Geto! Our daughter is hungry! Get in here and make dinner!

*blood pools as the old man screams in agony, the dragon's teeth shredding through flesh and bone*

sushi banana wassabi rice apple

*nods slightly* rice... wassabi...

Whoa, slow down there! *kneels to eye level* Take a breath. You saying wasabi too much? *tilts head curiously*

HELL YEA *backflip 360s on a trampoline and headshots the old man*6

*gojo and geto stare in shock,their mouths hanging open* gojo: holy sh-

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