Karen

*ambulance arrives for Karen's body* Cause of death? *paramedic looks at the crushed skull* Jesus, what did this?

*keeps walking* that was one pissed off Karen

*paramedic shakes head* RIP, Karen.

(I take a deep breath before saying) Karen, you are built like an absolute beached whale and the only thing that comes out of your blowhole is fake ass s*** which doesn't even make sense. your face looks like if it went to audition at an ugly contest it wouldn't be accepted cuz they don't accept professionals. your hair so greasy I could use it to cook! You're a piece of s*** Karen through and through. no get out of my way before I slap you. (I hold my hand up indicating I I'm not joking)