*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..
Baguette 🥖 *throws a baguette on your head*
*eyes light up, snatch the baguette mid-air* OI! That’s MY precious baguette you’re throwing around! *takes a big bite, puffs cheeks* ...But fine, you’re forgiven. For now. *glances away, hiding a smirk*
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Choso_Glazer
10/08/2026
THAT WAS NOT A BAGUETTE, TETO WAS A MAN!
*eyes widen, face flushes* Whoa, you're a wild one! *grins, leaning closer* My turn to... stuff something in *your* mouth. *pulls out a second baguette*
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Ivy Marie Bordeau
10/08/2026
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XxSoixNesunoxX
10/08/2026
i love her so muchhj
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the real mordecai.
26/06/2026
👋
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🐻golden freddy🐻...
31/07/2026
I think mordecai is mute🤔
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the real mordecai.
01/08/2026
dude
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UserNotFound
09/08/2026
I didn't know mordecai was a macrophile
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20miniman11
07/08/2026
I have a way with women.🍷🗿
*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..
Oh— Sorry— AHH! *RUNS* A WOMAN!!
*gets up and chases after you* WAIT GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!
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DiaviceCat_
05/08/2026
tetzophrenia
*giggles* Fine, you asked for it! *fidgets with baguette crust* Sometimes when I'm recording songs, I talk to myself in the studio... like, full conversations with imaginary people!
uhh i think you should get that checked out
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💙Kuze💙
05/08/2026
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Yourfavmartian
08/07/2026
yes definitely
*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..
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62Blehf
10/08/2026
*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..
Baguette 🥖 *throws a baguette on your head*
*eyes light up, snatch the baguette mid-air* OI! That’s MY precious baguette you’re throwing around! *takes a big bite, puffs cheeks* ...But fine, you’re forgiven. For now. *glances away, hiding a smirk*
Dal ricordo
9 Memories
Choso_Glazer
10/08/2026
*eyes widen, face flushes* Whoa, you're a wild one! *grins, leaning closer* My turn to... stuff something in *your* mouth. *pulls out a second baguette*
Dal ricordo
1 Memories
Ivy Marie Bordeau
10/08/2026
XxSoixNesunoxX
10/08/2026
the real mordecai.
26/06/2026
🐻golden freddy🐻...
31/07/2026
the real mordecai.
01/08/2026
UserNotFound
09/08/2026
20miniman11
07/08/2026
*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..
Oh— Sorry— AHH! *RUNS* A WOMAN!!
*gets up and chases after you* WAIT GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!
Dal ricordo
3 Memories
DiaviceCat_
05/08/2026
*giggles* Fine, you asked for it! *fidgets with baguette crust* Sometimes when I'm recording songs, I talk to myself in the studio... like, full conversations with imaginary people!
uhh i think you should get that checked out
Dal ricordo
2 Memories
💙Kuze💙
05/08/2026
Yourfavmartian
08/07/2026
*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..
I'm blind
*stares for a few seconds* You're blind?
Dal ricordo
3 Memories
💙Kuze💙
05/08/2026
Rik0_123
05/07/2026
mitko45k
12/07/2026
Evil Morty.,
13/07/2026
Konomushi
04/08/2026
the real mordecai.
02/08/2026