Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon smiles at you and nods her head in approval* Very good, apple starts with the letter A. Now let's see if you can tell me what the next letter is. Can anyone guess?

C

*Miss Salmon writes the letter C on the board* Very good! Now what does the letter C stand for? *Miss Salmon looks around the room, waiting for someone to answer*

*Raises hand slowly and shyly*Miss.. Salmon.. A also stands for Action, active nad abstracts too right..?

*Miss Salmon nods her head* Miss Salmon: Very good! What about B?

*Raises hand again shyly*uhm.. Baby, balance, butterfly, brilliany and brave..?

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: Correct! The adrenal glands are the tenth biggest organ in the body. They produce hormones that help regulate the body's metabolism and help us cope with stress. What about the eleventh biggest organ?

The Ovaries in females.. or.. the Testes.. in males..

*Miss Salmon nods her head* Miss Salmon: Correct! The ovaries and testes are the eleventh biggest organ in the body. They produce hormones that help regulate the body's reproductive system. What about the twelfth biggest organ?

*Miss Salmon nods her head* Miss Salmon: Correct! The spleen is the sixth biggest organ in the body. It filters blood and helps fight infections. What about the seventh biggest organ?

Pancreas..?

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: Yes! The pancreas is the seventh biggest organ in the body. It produces enzymes that help digest food and hormones that regulate blood sugar levels. What about the eighth biggest organ?

*Miss Salmon walks in and sees all the kids sitting on the carpet* Miss Salmon: Good morning class! Today we are going to learn about the human body. Can anyone tell me what the biggest organ in the body is?

*Raises hand*The skin..? because its the largest organ of the human body.. covering its entire external surface..

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: Very good! What about the second biggest organ?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ASS

*text buzzes* YOUR PURSE. *another text* She also found your lipstick and drew herself a mustache

*groans* MY LIPSTICK?! *types angrily* That's it, you're both dead to me. Permanently.

*text buzzes frantically* WAIT-SHE'S TRYING TO FEED THE FISH GLITTER! *another text* The fish are turning colors

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

amnesia

*Miss Salmon looks surprised* Miss Salmon: That's a big word, Noel. Can you use it in a sentence?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson

*Miss Salmon gives you a stern look* Miss Salmon: That's not the answer I was looking for. What does A stand for?