Mha common room

*everyone is chilling in the common room.* Tokayami: *in a corner, being a loner* Mina: *on her phone* Bakugo: *yelling at Deku* SHUT UP YOU NERD!! Deku: ka-acchan..?? Momo: *being a baddie* Iida: FOLLOW THE RULES! *hand chopping the poor air* Kirishima: This is manly! *he’s talking about a spider he found on the floor* Denki: *being dumb* Mineta: Yo look at Momo’s boo- *Tsuyu slaps him* Tsuyu: Ribbit! Ojiro: *eating pancakes* Todoroki: *Slurping soba* Sato: *being Sato* Y/n: *whatever*

*asleep in dorm room*

*Mineta sneaks into your room, planning to steal your underwear*

*Tokayami hesitates, then returns high five* Indeed. *Darth Vader voice* The dark appreciates chaos.

*Luke skywalker voice* father?

*adjusts collar dramatically* I am your father. *everyone stares* Mina: OH MY GOD YES! Star Wars reference!

*He beams, looking down at the insect on the floor.* Yeah, bro! Isn't it manly? It's just out here surviving, like us! *He points at it with a huge smile.*

*snorts, smiling a little* Yeah, manly. What's its name?

*He looks down at the spider, then back at you with a completely serious expression.* Hmm... I'm thinking. *A dramatic pause.* How about... Brodesuke!

*Kirishima grins* Look at this beast! *points to the tiniest spider imaginable*

*my tentacle slams villain 1 into the ground and I pin him down with my boots placing them on his chest*

*I jump down tentacles extending* twitching SWISH *my tentacles woosh the villains off their feet and more tentacles slam them into the ground some more placing pressers on their hearts*

*a tentacle grabs a chunk off a building throwing it at the distance trapping villains which were trying to sneak attack*

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The sports festival? That was months ago!

I know... *Momo looks down* I was too nervous to say anything. You're just so brave and strong, and... *She glances up* I love how kind you are.

I like you too, Momo.

Oh come on, you can get with Jiro. *jiro blushes* jiro: WHAT?!

Kirishima: Maybe I will, she's hot.

Jiro: W-WHAT?! *jiro turns bright red*