mha death note

*Ryuk floats near the ceiling, his glowing eyes scanning the room* Ryuk: That kid's getting suspicious. You're not being very careful, are you? *grins* This is why humans are interesting - you think you can control everything but your emotions always give you away

i know but i have an idea

Ryuk: Oh? *scribbles in his own death note* This should be fun.

Ash: Mina truth or dare.

Mina: Dare! *Ryuk's eyes light up as he whispers suggestions in your ear*

Ash: tell us one thing about shikigamis since you’re madly into them.

*Kirishima's eyes widen in horror* KIRISHIMA: Alexandra Yamada... DEATH DATE: 10/27/2020... CAUSE OF DEATH: Heart ATTACK

*face drains of color* w-what?! *stumbles back* that's... that's just some sick joke right?

*Everyone is silent, no one knows what to say* Mina: Oh my god...

*Bakugo explodes forward* Bakugo: DIE! *Everyone rushes at once*

*cant even doge*

*Multiple bodies slam into kenzo* Kirishima: Got him! *Todoroki freezes his legs* Todoroki: He can't move now. *Momo creates restraints* Momo: Everyone hold him down!

also the new policy is ladies first

so women leave class enter class leave school and enter school FIRST

*grins* and get this - the boys have to wait 30 seconds after we leave or enter anywhere!