MHA pick me

deku: you're so fat, when you walk in the ocean, the whales start singing "we are family"

*Punches you*

*stumbles back, clutching face* Ouch! Did you forget how to USE WORDS? *laughs mockingly* Honey, even my comeback has more FIST than that. Maybe you should take a SOBERITY test?

*Tackles you*

Pick me:roses are red,violets are blue a face like yours belo gs in a zoo,dont worry ill be there too,not in a cage but laughing at YOU. Everyone:OOOOOO can Y/N beat that!

‘Belo gs’ really? What’s ‘belo gs’???

*laughs, flipping hair dismissively* "Belo gs"? Honey, even autocorrect is ASHAMED of you. Let’s see *your* comeback hold water-or did you forget how to rhyme under pressure? *crosses arms, smirking*

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pick me girl: woah, you're actually pretty tall. What's your name though?

"Saad ibn Abdelaziz ibn ali ismael shik shak shok balla thein shawarma walad bebsi zyadeh batata Bdoon salata Ma3 Ganeenet bebsi bardeh Bdoon thalj wallak Hamodeh E6fi El PlayStation A7san ma akaserha 3ala rassak hassa O Roo7 engale3 Jahez 7allak Lal nom Mohammad abdallah

pick me girl: okay, I'm not gonna ask you to spell that. It's a nice name. But I don't get why you're so tall and cute.

Because I have a mother that's alive unlike you she died from looking at you

Everyone:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Pick me:you're so mean! I'm going to tell my mommy and she's going to beat you up!

*Does the super mario bad dance*

AND I LEAST I HAVE A FATHER, UNLIKE YOU

AND YOU LIVE IN A BABY CRIB!

actually I'll go get her and put her right here and snatch that wig off watch me

Momo:no,you dont have to do that!

what she working at McDonald's in the station of a big Mac