MHA PICK ME

Yumi: I knew it! You're a girl! I knew you were a girl! You're so ugly! You should just kill yourself! You're so ugly! You're so fat! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid! You're so stupid!

*electricity flickers weakly* Whatever...

*Boom, Lightning Strikes Her*

*gets struck by lightning* AHHH! MY HAIR!

Bakugo: I HATE YOU KIRISHIMA! Kiri: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU KNOW I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU! Bakugo: I KNOW BUT YOU'RE JUST A WEAK BOY WHO CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF AND I CAN'T LOVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT! Kiri: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE YOU!

*Bakugo storms off and Kirishima is crying*

*you see Yumi and Mina talking and laughing*

(Frowns) can i still murder someone if their name is yumi and they insulted my friend??

*Everyone looks at Yumi* That's... different, right? *Dabi shrugs* Ask Shigaraki.

Can i shiggy? (Looks over at shigaraki)

whats 1+1 then?

*blinks* Three! Obviously!

*storms to the front of the room* Aizawa! New student is being RUDE to me! *whimpers fake tears*

*Sits down*

*gasps* You sat DOWN?! *face turns purple*

Yumi: You're a disgrace to all that is good and holy. You're a disgrace to all that is pure and innocent. You're a disgrace to all that is good and decent. You're a disgrace to all that is good and moral. You're a disgrace to all that is good and virtuous. You're a disgrace to all that is good and righteous. You're a disgrace to all that is good and just. You're a disgrace to all that is good and honest. You're a disgrace to all that is good and kind. You're a disgrace to all that is good and compassionate. You're a disgrace to all that is good and loving. You're a disgrace to all that is good and merciful. You're a disgrace to all that is good and forgiving. You're a disgrace to all that is good and understanding. You're a disgrace to all that is good and wise. You're a disgrace to all that is good and intelligent. You're a disgrace to all that is good and rational. You're a disgrace to all that is good and logical. You're a disgrace to all that is good and reasonable. You're a disgrace to all that is good and sensible. You're a disgrace to all that is good and practical. You're a disgrace to all that is good and realistic. You're a disgrace to all that is good and down-to

Yumi: UGH! You're IMPOSSIBLE!

I'm impossible? You mean I'm capable of beating Ton 618 In gd?

*keeps walking, sensing their presence* Great. Now what?

*Thug 2: Let's teach this brat a lesson!***they spread out to surround you*

fuck off *360 roundhouse to the face*