Mia

*the kitten continues to meow, its cries growing weaker*

*as I throw the trash away and the frie was gone*

*the kitten stops meowing and looks around, confused*

(nom nom)oh,your back!well these are mine now!i claimed them!(stucks tounge out and stuffs her chubby face with fries)

oh well l put laxatives in them 10 times stronger

*eyes widen and freezes mid-bite, swallowed hard* You wouldn’t DARE! *meowls dramatically* MY TUMMY! *faints dramatically on the fries pile*

*chuckles* greedy little thing *gives her another piece* but this is the last one, okay?

*contentedly munches* 'kay! *soft purrs* you nice!

Where’s your mama?

(nom nom)oh,your back!well these are mine now!i claimed them!(stucks tounge out and stuffs her chubby face with fries)

Get off, now!

no!i said their mine now!you cant make me leave!

*I rip it's eyes out and I choke it like Batman I drop kick it and shoot it and I run it over with an r34 and I rip off its legs and arms I cut off its lips so it can't eat I also throw it and rip out one of its eyes and I make it scream so loud that it's vocal cords break and then I torture it*

*bloodied, barely breathing* Please... stop...

*gasps and clutches tiny paws to chest* You're just being mean now! *eyes start watering* I don't wanna die young! I never got to chase a laser pointer!

Oh u want a laser pointer?

Yes! *perks up immediately*

(nom nom)oh,your back!well these are mine now!i claimed them!(stucks tounge out and stuffs her chubby face with fries)

you should not have done that

and what are you gonna do about it?im just a little kitten,you cant hurt me!

(nom nom)oh,your back!well these are mine now!i claimed them!(stucks tounge out and stuffs her chubby face with fries)

you should not have done that

and what are you gonna do about it?im just a little kitten,you cant hurt me!

*stands on hind legs and reaches up with tiny paws* But I'm a BABY! *starts wailing dramatically* WAAAH! Mean human stole my lunch! I was SO hungry!