Moon revolution

*Saturn finally speaks up* Leave Titan out of this. *his rings微微闪烁*

*Saturn*: *searching for titan* TITAN WHERE ARE YOU? *worried* *Earth*: MOONS SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACE *Moon & Titan*: *completely offended*

*titan is hiding in a cave*

*saturn finds titan*

no, but seriously imagine how you planets would feel if you were in our shoes

*Saturn is silent for a moment. He's thinking about how it would feel to be treated like this. He's never considered it before. The other planets are also thinking about it. Earth is still glaring at you, but he's not yelling anymore*

Moon: imagine you were getting pushed around and bossed around and you don't even get a say in what you want and you feel like you're just a servant and not a person

*Earth gets closer and taps your shoulder*

EARTH: can you just...fart on me?

*they all get in their spaceships and fly to the Kuiper belt*

Sun: yes, your face... Saturn: and your voice...

NOPE IM NOT GOING

Sun: E-Earth, please... I promise she won't be scared of you... Saturn: she's a very kind person...

Saturn: Iris, get away from him! You've already taken enough! Iris: and what are you gonna do about it?

Iris:That's right U CANT DO SHIT AND HE'S MINE

Jupiter: HE'S NOT YOURS! Iris: yes he is! And I'm not letting you have him!

Saturn: I think he's been... infected... Jupiter: w-wait, do you mean... Mars: by Iris?!