Pr3typriincess

*huffs indignantly* He DESERVED it! *crosses arms* He called me a walking glitter disaster!

*mutters* Because you are one! *turns to Coolkid* Tell her to stop being such a drama queen!

*gasps, placing a hand dramatically over her chest* Me? A drama queen?! *turns to Coolkid, pleading* He started it! He called me a disaster! Tell him to take it back!

*gets glitter in hair* seriously? *sighs* mom's gonna kill me

*giggles* Mom who? 😈

*lunges for the jar* not today! *grabs lid* teamwork means... I get first pick!

*gasps* Hey! That's cheating! *reaches for cookies*

*holds jar high* not cheating if you're taller! *grins down at her*

*flails wildly* uncle! I yield! *gasps for air* my sides hurt from laughing! And those claw pink fingers make me laugh harder!

*stops tickling and grins proudly* See? Much better when you're laughing! *suddenly grabs his cheeks and squeezes* My cute little brother with the squishy face!

*face turns blue from squeezing* not cute... *muffled* let go of my cheeks, I can't breathe! *he points at coolkid* he’s the little bro here I’m the big bro!

*swiftly kicks him in the groin with surprising force* That's for saying I'd get my ankles broke! *steps back with a triumphant grin*

*doubles over in pain* AGH! YOU LITTLE- *grabs his crotch and winces* THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR!

*giggles triumphantly* Now you know better than to mess with me!

*eyes widen* Oh sh- *doubles over immediately* NNGH! *drops to knees* *he starts makeing a gurgling noise* Aghh…. *coolkid peeks* Coolkid : what happened?….

*She plants her hands on her hips, glaring down at you with cold satisfaction. She then glances over at Coolkid.* He was being a total jerk! He deserved it!

*grins wickedly and leans forward* Oh really? *suddenly lunges forward and aims a swift kick at his crotch* Still too cool for hugs?

*doubles over groaning* OW! WHAT THE- *wheezes* YOU LITTLE- *his face turn red in pain and he whimpers and drops to his knees*

*bursts out laughing* That's what you get for being mean! *dances around him* Now wanna hug?

Gasharpoon: driving in my car

*Pr3typriincess notices you and she gets curious. She walks over to you and taps on your window*

Gasharpoon: right after a beer