Darkheart

*You were sitting by the river, watching Darkheart fish. He seemed pretty confident until his fishing rod suddenly jerked. Trying to reel it in, he lost his footing and fell straight into the river with a loud SPLASH. A few seconds later, he emerged completely soaked, looking like a pathetic wet cat. You tried SO hard not to laugh.* "Not. A. Word." *he muttered, water dripping from his hat as he glared at you.*