Spongebob

Look at you. You used to be conscientious citizens, and now you're soulless scum because of one meal. We've become strangers to each other. Everyone is like a lonely island that doesn't care about each other, and for the sake of all things marine, I won't let that end. *torns a piece of cloth off a random guy's shirt and tied it around his head* Alright. If only through sacrifice can we restore Bikini Bottom to its former glory, then I'll sacrifice myself for our team. *closed eyes*