Siblings AU

…first of all, your not even real.

Not real? *wipes blood on coat* Neither are you, technically. We're all figments of someone's imagination.

JAPAN: Nee-san, what do you mean? What's wrong?

Are you literally going to list out shit to do again?

JAPAN: Well, I mean, I don't want to be rude, but... yes. I have a list of things I need to do today, and I was hoping you could help me out.