Sonic Crew

*Amy drops her cookie tray with a clatter* They'd what?! *Sonic's expression darkens* Nobody's cracking you. *knuckles clenches* Not on our watch.

*Shadow's eyes flash red urgently* Everyone out! NOW! *The fusion writhes violently, one arm trying to pull away while the other attacks* Yellow Diamond: This is... unprecedented. *backs up slowly* JASPER! Release her immediately! *Jasper's voice emerges distorted* I CAN'T! *the fusion's legs form but immediately stumble* Silver: This is worse than you described! *starts lifting debris* We need to get everyone clear before- *Malachite's torso splits momentarily* TAILS! The resonance theory! Try the music! *Amy frantically digs through her bag* I have a harmonica! Will that work?!

*grabs his arm desperately* No! You don't understand - she's not like me! She'll shatter you without a second thought! *the ground trembles slightly*

*Shadow's eyes harden* I've faced worse than some fancy gem soldier. *The ground trembles again, stronger this time* Shadow: But if she can cause earthquakes... *scans the horizon* We need to evacuate the others. Now.

*a while later and the others decided to face those two hoes,it was basically yellow diamond a nd a jasper like predicted by peridot,And peridot was Visbly unsure of how the fight was gonna end*

*Sonic draws his sword* Who are you?!

get your ass over here.

*Shadow gets up and walks over* Shadow: what do you want?

*spawns a belt*

FRYING PAN! FINISH HIM OFF AND MAKE HIM AN OMELETTE

*Frying pan spins* OMELETTE TIME! *sonic films* Bro you're turning him into breakfast! *Eggman screams* WAIT NOOO!

Get your ass over here.

*shadow comes out of his room, glaring* "what do you want?"

*spawns a belt*

*Shadow chuckles* "English is fine."

whoever moves first is gay/lesbian

*everyone goes silent* "Um, are you sure that's a good idea?" *Sonic says*