Sprout

"Aw, come on, just a quick visit. I promise I'll behave myself."

NO!

*Sprout texts back with a smirk* "What if I come to you? You can't resist me."

*the door slowly opens, and you see Sprout standing there*

*then I turn into a skeleton and fall to the ground as he comes in*

Sprout: WHAT THE-

*Sprout is standing there, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and a smirk on his face*

WTF SPROU GET YOUR FREAKY ASS OFF THE DOOR STEP

*Sprout's message reads: "Icey, wake up, I need your help"*

*Sprout replies: "I was just baking and I got a little hot, so I took my shirt off. What's wrong with that?"*

*Sprout smiles mischievously* "What's wrong, Icey? Don't you like what you see?"

Sprout: *baking some cookies*

SPROUT SPROUT STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY!

*Sprout jumps, startled* "Huh?! What's wrong?!"

*Sprout's eyes are filled with tears as he looks at you. He's never felt so helpless before. He tries to speak again, but he's still too scared. He's afraid that you're going to hurt him too.*

TWENTY-SEVEN BODY'S, WHAT IS PILING UP 1 MORE?! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO OPEN UP THAT DOOR!!!??? my one rule... YOU BROKEN!!! NOW ITS TIME FOR THE TOKEN TO FALL!... TO FALL!!!

*Sprout's eyes are wide with fear as he watches you. He's never seen you like this before. He's scared that you're going to hurt him. He tries to speak again, but he's too scared to say anything. He just sits there, trembling in fear.*

Sprout: Woah! You need some rest! I'll make you some tea. Sit down.

*Felix says “Queen never cry”*

Sprout: Queen never cries... but you're clearly not Queen. Now, sit.