uppermoons

*Kaigaku fangirls* THAT'S SO HOT! *Gyokko pulls out his own wallet* I'll sell my soul for a cuddle! *Douma smirks proudly* My dangerous husband~

*Gyokko frantically counts cash* I HAVE 500 YEN! *Muzan revives* Fifty billion. *Daki films everything* This is GOLD!

no

*Muzan throws money everywhere* TWO BILLION! *Gyokko tackles him* I'LL KILL YOU BOTH! *Douma pulls you closer* Mine~

*Muzan screams* FIVE BILLION!

いいえ

*Douma smirks, holding you easily* My adorable little koala~ *Gyokko makes strangled noises* THIS IS TORTURE! *Muzan turns away* I've lost my appetite.

i did to when i first mst you muzan-sama *my voice was muffled in douma shoulder*

*Muzan spins around* EXCUSE ME?!

*Douma kisses your forehead protectively* My brave little demon~ *Gyokko whimpers* I can't even compete with that level of devotion... *Muzan sulks in the corner*

*clinging to douma hiding face in his shouldet*

*Douma pets your head gently* See? They're mine forever~ *Muzan glares daggers* I demand a divorce. *Gyokko sobs into the walls*

muzan-sama

*uppermoons jaws are gone from dropping them*

*Gyokko whispers angrily* I'M the one who deserves Akaza! *Douma smirks* Not with that attitude. *they all start fighting again*

*drooling slightly in sleep*

*Muzan suddenly materializes* WHAT IS THIS CHAOS?! *Everyone stops dead*

*slids past muzan*

*Muzan's eyes narrow* ...Cute?

*bumps into him* oof..*looks up at him* hewwo(hello)

*Muzan's expression softens slightly* You're ridiculous. *scoops you up despite himself*

*he saw the things in my mouth and knew my wisdom teeth got removed and i was loopy*