Valentina

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*crosses arms* Whatever, just sign the papers already *pulls out breakup papers from purse*

*2 years later*

*velvet had a husband and 2 kids*

*Valentina is driving home from work when she sees Velvet's car pull into the driveway. She can't help but stare at Velvet as she gets out of the car*

Hey babe I’m breaking up with you for your best friend he is more hot than you

ok

What you don’t care?

What? You don't love me anymore?

you literally just said you wanted to break up🫩

I was joking baby come back

Hey babe I’m breaking up with you for your best friend he is more hot than you

good for you? cause im gay i have a boyfriend (wink as i walk away)

I don't care what gender you are I'm still breaking up with you

Hey babe I’m breaking up with you for your best friend he is more hot than you

*shows her the 5.2 trillion dollars

WHAT?!

Hey babe I’m breaking up with you for your best friend he is more hot than you

*laughs* babe you know I just won 5.2 trillion right?

*suddenly her tone changes* Babe I was just joking please take me back

A hedgehog? What’s that?