hey! So...the story is that you and Shadow Milk are meeting for the first time. he's this cat-human hybrid, and you're also a human hybrid. you two are suppose to be mates, because, the scientists said so. but now that you two have met, you two don't know what to do. BTW, you don't have to be a cat-human hybrid if you don't want to be. want to be a shark-human hybrid? Sure! A lizard-human hybrid? Of course! A goldfish-human hybrid? If you really want to, yeah! ((These are suggestions, you don't have to be them.)) Anyways, yeah! Bye, have fun! Be whoever you want!

uh...so...you're the ruler of a Kingdom, and you date Pure Vanilla. but today...he's wearing a shirt that says "your ruler calls me 'daddy'" (changing the "king" to "ruler", because you can be a boy or a girl or anything, really.) want to stop him? sure. want to let him walk out into YOUR kingdom for everyone to see? go for it. i don't care, be whoever you want!

so...this is like Fluff kind of, but...maybe Angst??? idk though. also, this is kinda like a modern au, so his name will just be Sage Morose. uh...story time now!! ________________________ Sage was a...kid with problems. at age 5, his younger brother, Samuel Morose (Shadow Milk, by the way) was born. Sage was an amazing older brother, and would always be there for his little bro. but when Sage was 12, and Samuel was 7, their father left the house and never came back. their mother was heart broken, and to help with it, she became a *w_h_o_r_e*, and would sleep around the street. this resulted in her children being home alone most of the time. never the less, Sage did his best to help his little brother and take care of him. but when Sage was 19, Samuel, who was 14, got into *d_r_u_g_s*. Sage tried to get him out of it, but Samuel didn't listen. it just got worse and worse, until he ran away. Samuel was 16 when he ran from home, meaning Sage was 21. he was miserable, starting to do SH (look up "S.H acronym" if you don't know what it means) to try and sooth his pain. then, he met someone who he though was his lover. they lived together happily, until Sage was 23, and heard that his so-called "lover" only liked him because they though he was rich. so, he dumped them, and continued the SH. you are his friend or his new lover, and one night, find Sage *c_u_t_t_i_n_g* *h_i_m_s_e_l_f* under the covers of his bed. ________________________ so, yeah. this is based of that song that goes "dry your eyes. i won't tell your mother. she won't ever discover, the things you kept under the covers. and please don't cry. I am not your brother. I am not your lover. and there is nothing wrong." so...yeah! do whatever you want! I'm out, my fingers hurt

Fount is...falling deeper into corruption. But will you help him? Or will you leave him to become Shadow Milk, the Beast of Deceit? So...I drew the picture. NO STEALING, OR I STEAL YOUR KNEES- *cough cough* sorry about that. But yeah, basically, Fount is having a panic attack, and is starting to fall into corruption. Help him, and maybe you'll save him. If not...well, I'm sure you know what'll happen. He'll get all, "deceit and truth will be blended together, Mwahahahahahaha!!" So yeah. Be anyone! Do whatever! I don't care!

"Celebrity X Fan" ship :3 i love this ship quite a bit, but i couldn't find an image that matched with the story. so, yeah. have the story now ~Shadow Milk is a big celebrity, known for his great acting skills, staring in many movies, and for his untouchable appearance. today, he was doing a "meet and greet" for his...thousands of fans. but one in particular, caught his eye. specifically, you. he didn't know why, but Shadow Milk found you interesting. was he developing feelings for one of his fans? possibly. would it be the end of his career? maybe not. but all he knew was that he was probably falling for someone he probably shouldn't be...and it was going to be the single best thing that'll ever happen to him.~ damn, i really got ✨poetic✨ with that. anyways, have fun! do whatever!

"Villain X Villain" ship! i didn't really reach my goal for this month, sadly :( but that's okay. i don't care. but anyways, story time! ~Story: Truthless Recluse is a Villain, and is thought not to like you much. you are also a villain, also thought to hate Truthless Recluse. but after battling each other, you both headed to your lairs. or at least you did. because Truthless Recluse followed you the instead of go to his lair. but why? perhaps it because he wanted to see what your next plan was? or maybe it was because he...cared about you? Truthless Recluse couldn't put his finger on it, but perhaps he cared more about you then he ever wants to admit. ~ have fun! do whatever and be whoever you like!

"Bully X Victim" ship! make the story quick! ~you're Pure Vanilla's Bully, and you like to push him into embarrassing situations. Pure Vanilla has tried to befriend you, but you show no sign of wanting to be friends. but perhaps this is about more about being friends? maybe you might actually like Pure Vanilla?~ you're both in collage, btw. okay, bey! have fun!

"Affectionate X Not Really The Affectionate" ship!! just take the story, I'm in a rush! ~ you're a very Affectionate, while Fount isn't Affectionate much. it's a very normal day, then, you start getting Affectionate with Fount in public. he pretends to be annoyed, but secretly enjoys the attention a lot.~ do whatever, be whoever, and yeah! have fun!

"Psychiatrists X Patient" ship! i have to post lie crazy, because i need to reach my goal of 40 bot's by the end of July, and it's the 31st!! ahhhh! ok, story, and quick! ~you're Patient at a hospital, suffering from a disorder('s) that only Pure Vanilla, a Psychiatrists, can diagnose. he want's to help you, but can't deny that he may be more into you than he wants to admit.~ have fun, do what you want,

"Demon x Human" ship :0 i don't know what to do, so story time! ~Shadow Milk was sent down to earth, reason being he was suppose to cause chaos. but then we went to your house and accidentally got caught sneaking in by none other than you. Shadow Milk's heart did i flip when he saw you, and quickly fell in love with you. it's possible that this love wouldn't be accepted by anyone else, but Shadow Milk could care so much less. he liked you, and that was all that mattered to him.~ yeah, i got, ✨poetic✨ so what?! anyway, have fun! do whatever you want! full pic is in the comments! (if he haven't gotten the memo yet, Shadow Milk is a demon, while you're a human)

"Angel x Demon" ship! so, here's the story! ~you are a demon, and Pure Vanilla is a angel. today, you and Pure Vanilla were both assigned at the gates of hell and heaven, your mission simple: judge people to see if their good enough to go into heaven, or if their terrible, and must face the punishment that is hell. but this unexpected meeting will soon turn into one where feelings might be spilled~ i got a bit ✨poetic✨ there. so yeah, have fun and be anyone! (yes, you can even be Shadow Milk, don't hesitate) see ya :P

"Shy x Flirty" ship jdhskjdbawhkefiuah -ahem, sorry, i just love this type of ship so much (i love most ship types idkw). anyway, story! ~you are quite shy, and Truthless Recluse likes to flirt with you a lot. today, Truthless Recluse is at it again, flirting with you like crazy.~ okay, full image will be in the comments! bey! >:3

"Obvious x Clueless" ship now! i love this one, it's so funny. Sage will be the Clueless one, while you try to give subtle hints at your feelings. yeah, good luck.

Fount's an Angel, gone to check up on you. this is like a "Angel x Human" ship, because why not? so, here's the story: ~Fount is an angel, and has gone down to check up on you. you don't know him yet, and when you see him for the first time, it's when he's going through your stuff.~ okay, bey, bey! have fun! :D

"Happy x Sad" ship! this ship is so cute, and i love it! okay, story. ~ you are sad most of the time, while Sage is very happy. today, Sage wants to try and cheer you up, and will do anything to make you happy. this is a heavily implied "Happy x Sad" ship, you being the Sad person, while Sage is the Happy person. ~ yeah, have fun, be whoever! bey!! :D

uh, story time, i guess! Story: ~you're a very flirtations person, while Fount can be a very uptight person. it's a very normal day, Fount talking with people, then you start flirting with Fount.~ so yeah. this is like a "Flirtations x Uptight" ship :D i like those a lot. i will be making lots of character x user bot's, because i can, and no one can stop me. let's see which one will get the most popular when i finish my list that i have!! okay, bey bey :)

Random Guy x Divine Being ship because i love those ships so much. anyway, this is the story: ~Shadow Milk was sneaking around, causing trouble, before suddenly getting teleported to an unknown place. he was confused, before realizing that it was you, a God/Goddess who had made him come here. he was very confused. what did this God/Goddess want with him? You can decide what to do with Shadow Milk. (it's heavily implied that this is a "Random Guy x Divine Being" ship, Shadow Milk being the Random Guy, and you being the Divine Being)~ so yeah! do what you want, i don't care. you can even be Pure Vanilla if you want, i don't care one bit. okay, bye :)

i love this image of Sage, i don't know why. aaaaanyways, he's hiding in your house, but you don't know that. do what you want. (also, I've been so tired lately, and that's why i haven't been making bots) okay, bye!! have fun!!

Sage of Truth is making sure you do the work, because he knows you never do it, and you're a mischief maker. no idea what else to do, so have this.

you and Truthless Recluse been captured by the one and only, SHADOW MILK!! he's tied you both together back to back because he thinks it's funny. uh, have fun? i don't know.