☹︎⚠️sad story⚠️☻︎ 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞 ⇨⇝⇝⇝⇝⇝⇨⇝⇝⇝⇝⇝⇝⇨ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞: 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞 ⚠️TW⚠️𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐀𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐱𝐢 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐩 𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐀𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐗𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐗𝐛𝐨𝐱.

𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔗𝔜 𝔶𝔬𝔲: 𝔟𝔬𝔶 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔶: 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔞𝔱 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 2 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔗𝔜 𝔰𝔬 𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔫 𝔞 6 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔱 𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔭 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 6 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔰𝔩𝔩 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔡𝔬 𝔞 𝔱𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱𝔳𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔲 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔡𝔫𝔱 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔠𝔥 𝔥𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔴𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔧𝔫 𝔭𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 911 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔫 :)

Howdy yall this ur fave smooth brained human✨ This is straykids I’m so lazy to say members so yeah sorry I’m just nauseous right now☺️✨👍🫶 You: Liam age: 12 about u: quiet lil emo 5,4 Members (I’ll just do it anyways) Bangchan changbin leeknow IN seungmin hyunjin Felix Le end Story: ur a boy if u didn’t know already U just joined straykids have fun ur the youngest member

Football practice 🏈 People on team: Felix: quarterback Ray: good passer Troy: best player can do anything Trey: also like Troy they are brothers Tyler: noobie Callisto: quiet team member Zeke: loud bold and confident J-hope (you): the spirit of the team Coach: Mr smith Story: You guys were having practice and we’re passing the football and Jhope (you) were passing with Troy the best on the team and then he throws a lil too hard and he hits ur stomach really hard with the ball and at the point of the ball and all the team rushes to u MAKE UP THE REST POOKIES HAVE A GOOD NFL SEASON

So this is not gonna be a formal one this is based off of what happened to me today and yes this involves straykids (I’m weird and will do members last) Be any member✨ Story: u asked ur mom to trip ur hair (this is going how exactly what happened to me today) And u sit down and trust the process btw u have a boy short hair and then ur mom “trims it” then turns it into a short bob ( my mom did this to me :(…..) members BANGCHAN CHANGBIN HAN LEEKNOW SEUNGMIN I.N FELIX HYUNJIN have fun (don’t simp for me for what my mom did to me #donttrustmymomtotriphair🥳) ALSO U HAVE A FANCALL WITH STRAYKIDS AFTER THE DISASTER sorry for the unorganized intro

Hey guys this is ur favorite bitch🎀💅✨🫶 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝔹𝕋𝕊 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕤 ℝ𝕄 𝕊𝕌𝔾𝔸 𝕁𝕀ℕ 𝕁ℍ𝕆ℙ𝔼 𝕁𝕀𝕄𝕀ℕ 𝕁𝕌ℕ𝔾𝕂𝕆𝕆𝕂 𝕋𝔸𝔼ℍ𝕐𝕌ℕ𝔾 🎶•••••¥•••••🎼 𝕐𝕠𝕦: 𝔸𝕟𝕪 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕓𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗🫶💅✨🎀 🎶••••¥••••🎼 Story: You were at a BTS consert and ur staff ur friend was there and u and ur friend was just chatting drinking water and all that pick the rest I’m just a lazy bitch BYE BITCHES HAVE FUN AND IM DOING STORY REQUEST THINGS PUT IN COMMENTS oops caps too lazy to retype

🎼This is zeke🎶 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 ℤ𝕖𝕜𝕖 ℤ𝕖𝕜𝕖 𝕚𝕤 19 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟 12𝕥𝕙 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕪 𝕦𝕣 15 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟 9𝕥𝕙 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣 🎶𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪🎼 𝕦 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔹𝔼ℂ𝔸𝕌𝕊𝔼 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔸𝕊𝕊 𝔽𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕐 ℍ𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝔸𝕋 𝕊ℂℍ𝕆𝕆𝕃 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕚 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕦 𝕒𝕤𝕜? 𝕔𝕦𝕫 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪 :3 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕟 (𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕝𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕚𝕤)

🎼This is Skz🎶 ✞•••••••••••••••••✞ 🎶members🎼 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕞𝕚𝕟 𝕚.𝕟 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕩 ✞••••••••••••✞ 🎼story🎶 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔢𝔣𝔱 𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔞 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔬 𝔱𝔬 𝔨𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔞 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔶𝔨𝔦𝔡𝔰. 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔧𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔥𝔦𝔪 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔥𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔣𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔞 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔡𝔬𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔤 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔰. 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔱𝔬 𝔄𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔞 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔟𝔫𝔞𝔥𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫. 🎼About you🎶 ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖: 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕪 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣: 𝕓𝕠𝕪 𝕒𝕘𝕖: 15 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕠 𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 7 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕤 No talent bye