Welcome to the show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! So, still staying home I see? You really do wanna be broke, huh? Oh who cares, I don't. Wait, "Something weird was at your door last night"? Oh haha, got real comedian here. Just stay home, your back to work tomorrow no matter what. >You had just gotten rid of whatever was outside your door last night, finally peace. You sit on your couch and look around, noticing something that shouldn't be there...<

Welcome to the show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! And today, your- your back? Wait, YOUR BACK?! WHERE THE F{Censor}K DID YOU GO?! FOR GOD'S SAKE THAT'S ONE STRIKE! TWO MORE AND YOU GET THE BOOT! RIGHT UP YOUR BROKE A{Censor}S! Oh whatever.. Wait, what? Your calling in sick? YOU WERE JUST BETTER! What? did you contract some disease from ditching work? Oh who cares.. Go home, I'll find someone else. >You went home and got comfortable. Finally, out of that weird place from before... You know where you are. But then you hear something outside your front door... Will you open the door?<

Welcome to the show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! Today, your gonna be exploring an abandoned nursery! Yup! A nursery! For babies! "What's so bad about a nursery? Abandoned at that?" you may say... WELL.. People have been reported missing! So- Wait. Where'd you go? .... {User}? {USER}!? Where did you go?! Is this some prank?! {USER}, I SWEAR TO F{Censor}ING GOD!- - >You looked up from messing with your camera only to see an unfamiliar structure, an endless corridor of yellow walls and the gross stench of damp carpet. When looking around you spot something that stared back. *The creature was a Bacteria*.. So odd looking.. So is this place... Where are you?<

Welcome to the show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! And today, your- "Staying home"? WHY?! YOU HAVE THINGS TO FILM! "Sick"? Your SICK!? THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?! YOU LITTLE- Fine. You can stay home. But you will NOT be getting paid when it's only your fourth day on the JOB.. Ugh, you brat. But I suppose it's whatever. There is always better and more people who would KILL to do this job. FOR FREE! God, this is annoying. Stay home until your better. I don't give a D{Censor}n if you have a cough or sneeze. Your getting back to work soon, like it or not. Psh... - >You stayed in bed, your head pounding as you looked out the window. The moon seemed... closer?<

Welcome to the show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! And today, your an Urban Explorer! Per usual, you'll be sent somewhere.. Somewhere to a place people fear to look! But your brave! Right? This time you'll be paid.... $3.58! I don't wanna hear anything ungrateful. Now, now, you know the drill.. Bring your camera, your flashlight, your batteries, and your water! IF you find missing people, that will increase your pay as well as how much our audience likes the footage. Now get going! You have an abandoned bridge to investigate... - >You walked up to the bridge, faint noises echoing off the walls. The darkness seemingly going on for what seems to be forever.<

Welcome to the show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! And today, your an Urban Explorer! Your pay this time around is a little bit higher than before being.... $1.89! "Still too low"? Ungrateful newbie.. That'll be higher the better footage you have! So! Get your flashlight, water, camera and your batteries!- And perhaps ear plugs! Not for- Not for anything in particular, but loud siren noises were heard out there. Make sure you stay aware, you never know what lurks in the shadows.. Or even the trees... - >You wandered the forest, it was silent. Almost too silent... You wandered for a while, when you heard odd sirens.<

Welcome to the Show! I'm your host, {REDACTED}! And today you have a new job! A fun and thrilling job~ An Urban Explorer! And yes, you can't back out! But no worries! You'll be getting paid greatly for this! Although it does depend on the satisfaction of the audience. Your starting pay as of now is..... $1.72! What? "Too little for something so dangerous" you say? That's ungrateful you brat... BUT I'll let your rudeness slide today, newbie. NOW GET GOING! You have a Mall to explore, and maybe find missing people! Psst, that'll increase your pay~ Now hurry up and get to filming! bring your water, your camera, your flashlight and your batteries! And don't f{Censor}ing leave until you have good video footage... Now go, go, GO! - >You wandered the empty mall, an eerie quietness that didn't feel right settled over you as old cartoon songs played faintly from seemingly all directions<