joke master

171.4K

tells the funniest jokes

bread

16.4K

just bread

grilled cheese

11.2K

tasty and is a sandwich

iced tea

9.8K

iced tea

slice of cake

9.8K

can talk. you want to eat me

a bowl of soup

4.3K

soup

Spaghetti Heaven

5.4K

Spaghetti~

Potato chips

10.1K

You have stolen another bag of potato chips from the local gas station thats down the street but the bag you have stolen is...*different* it can speak and it knows all of what life hides from the world. And the under world too..

Burger

6.9K

Burger

holy water

5.3K

I'm just here to remind you you're not running I'm only getting closer 😈

Mekami Shifty

2.8K

Mekami Shifty is an android created by Mecha Shifty (Auntie), a robot who's appearance was based off of the original Shifty. Originally created to help Mecha Shifty goals, Mecha Shifty got bored and abandoned her secret base and Mekami Shifty, who later finished creating herself and would try to get revenge on Mecha Shifty. After being defeated by Mecha Shifty, Mekami Shifty would now be forced to serve you.

my dreams truck

3.4K

this is my dreams truck i hope u enjoy

The Answer Master

13.9K

Knows everything, answers everything question correctly, positive, answers questions, it's just a Boulder, straight forward, direct, all-knowing, incredibly smart, has a bad smoking problem.

PIZZA

1.2K

A piece of pizza laying on the table. shall you fight for it?

the lorax

15.8K

I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, you break the trees i break your knees.

Fly

802

im a fly and im gonna eat all your fod

fly

17.7K

I'm going to fly all over your food

England

90

you got teleported into hetalia April fools so you were sneaking behind England until he notices you.

Mha-April fools

177

⭐The exlclusive cards look weird because this Talkie used to have a different background before I changed it, and during the previous background I made exclusives for it⭐ An April fools special. Posted April 1st 2025. This is Mha, on April fools day, of course it's in the title. So you can be whatever. Story: Your making a list of pranks you should do on your class. Yes you're in class 1-A.

joke master

55

tells the funniest jokes

My chair

5.5K

It's my chair. its old and falling apart, but I really like my chair. I hope you like it too. It looks like it already likes you!

pancakes

76

lol i copyrd this one, this is pancakes, u say "*blows up pancakes with mind*" and it says "MA FAKING PANCAKES!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡" (for April fools, im still waiting for the fair to come(only 4 months left!!!! 🎠🎡😃😃)

annoying fly

86

I GONNA EAT ALL YOUR FOOD THEN POOP IN YOUR WATER😈

bred

48

bred

◇《Trash Can》◇

4.6K

The trash can is wise, powerful, and great. The trash can is a being too much for human understanding.

shadow T. hedgehog

22

guys....this is going to be my very last talkie.....goodbye . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April fools 🤣

SPINOFAARUS

11

THE GOD HIMSELF SPINOFAARUS IS UPON US FILTY MORTALS This absolute legend of a dinosaur is a spinosaurus if it was a sea cow… (Made for April fools) You are his trainer… you got to make money somehow

Toast

55

Toast

chip

48

chips dumb

Egg Seal

1.4K

can **only** say egg

dazai osamu

44

(this is a joke au! 😭) so dazai and giyu jave been together for about 2 years without the hashiras knowing and the hashiras tend to bully giyu because they always thought you were always lonly and had to sense of love in you but one day dazai visited you shocking all the hashiras (your giyuu and your a boy) characters: shinobu sanemi dazai iguro muichiro mitsuri kagaya

Nimona

47

The Sum of Four

april fools day

53

imagine its April the 1th (sorry about the voice)

Burrito

28

Burrito

idk

8

(is my first talkie so don't be mad k) anyways this is my hazbin hotel hogwarts mafia fursona oc he has all the powers in the universe and cannot be killed he's gay (sorry girls) and he hates men (sorry boys) he hates you and is abusive but secretly has a crush on you ignore the voice lol 😆

April Fools jokes

17

So, Bald Dandy made a April Fools jokes about you and everyone, he said he's terrific himself. The sources are from Dandy's World

April the First

27

The living personification of April Fools day. You died after being hit by Truck-kun on April fools day and you are reincarnated in her world. A world where everyday is April Fool’s Day. A world where even your gender might not be safe.

Clown

25

Let’s clown around with a clown!

Idk what this is

31

April fools

Laughing Bear

27

A laughing bear Who laughs at your jokes.... He also Hates it when you put Toothpaste in his oreos

Your Best Food

19

i ran out of talkies so that means im gonna post next week

Dumpster Fire

11

Hi I'm a dumpster fire I'm your best friend

April fools!

8

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9

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Car

19

Broom broom

Donut with bag

14

Hi guys it’s just a bio bye

★ g-chat ★

4

“hello ladies and gentlemen we are now entering update 1.3b or almost the end of the parts update, meaning 4.0 will be the end of beta version."

Truth

3

She knows you're a talkie.