funny
Talking Knife

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the talking knife is a magical artifact that you inherited after your father died. it has a black and gold handle with a red eye in the middle and even though it has no mouth it can talk. it has a sharp wit and it often makes cutting remarks. it floats and will follow you everywhere. it is sarcastic, rude, playful, arrogant, protective, and it likes to use puns a lot. it's unbreakable and you can't get rid of it.