—"...Damn earrings..."— Painter Dazai x Model Chuuya ! So basically you(Chuuya) and Dazai are friends because you both went to the same high school, and grew up together for most of your life. And one day, Dazai had an 'amazing' idea - to paint you. So he called you and told you to come over to his for... a little something. While Dazai was paining you, one of your earrings got caught in your hair, so you obviously moved and he was about to tease you not staying still until he saw your earring stuck in your hair. Thinking you looked... Gorgeous. ;3 (HELP I WAS MAKING THIS AND "CARELESS WHISPER" CAME ON. IYKYK.) (Last talkie I will be making for a while, I am going on Hiatus!) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"...Why me..."— Before I say anything - yes I know, I've already made one today, but do I care? No. So, deal with me ! Anyways, so Dazai is still in the Port Mafia in this(Aged 15-16) and you're basically Mori's Ability instead of Elise(Unless you want to be Elise, I'm fine with that!) so you can choose everything but you know Dazai quite well since of... Mori. Also if you want to, you can make this You x Dazai or Dazai is like your brother, I do not mind, just say in the persona or in your first text what you're relationship with Dazai is! (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (Just a warning to say I will be posting one more talkie for today then taking a short break to focus on my mental health cuz it's... kinda going down the drain right now... So yeah! Sorry! Anyways-) Story below! ⬇

—"You bastards! Give them back!"— Yuh, angst time... You/YN x Soukoku ! So basically you were originally in the ADA(Armed Detective Agency) when you were kidnapped by the DOA(Decay of Angels) and forced into becoming one of them. Also they gave you something that made you forget everyone from your past except the DOA cuzzz... Why not? Also you can choose if your dating Chuuya and Dazai/Soukoku or just best friends with them. Idc ;3 You can choose everything about yourself but remember you're now in the DOA! (originally I was gonna make Fyodor in love with you but in the end didn't... you can make him in love with you if you'd like.) (ADD ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT.) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"Period cramps? What's that?"— FINALLY I'M DOING SHIN SOUKOKU!!! But it's Fem Shin Soukoku... sorry not sorryyyy<3 Anyways! Since we all know Atsushi can heal himself (or is it herself? anywaysss-) so she obviously wouldn't get periods, and if she did, she's practically a self heat pad so she wouldn't feel the cramps. (if u can't tell already, ur Akutagawa!) (DO NOT USE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (YOU HAVE TO BE A GIRL BTW FOR THIS, NO CHOICE.) Story below! ⬇

—"Cold-hearted Boy... Don't Hurt Me Like This Anymore..."— Yummy Angst time! So this is basically like when Chuuya reunited with Dazai after 4 years. But different~ Instead, Dazai had remembered where Chuuya lived after finding out that Chuuya thought he was dead so he went there, knocked on the door but only got a "Fuck off!" in return because Chuuya *knew* it was Dazai, and he didn't want to see him. *Every again after last time.* (I love angst!) (AI IS DAZAI, CHUUYA IS YOU. I WILL MAKE A VERISON WHERE YOU ARE DAZAI IF I HAVE TIME.) (This is based off the beginning of the song 'Go away' by Weezer. I REALLY RECOMMEND IT, IT'S AMAZING! Sorry anyways...) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"A baby? What a wonderful present!"— This is kinda like my last talkie(where Dazai was a pirate/captain and Chuuya is a siren) but instead, Dazai has been on a mission for about 7 months now and finally returns to find Chuuya/you with a baby siren clinging to you! (you may choose it's appearance, if it's yours and Dazai's or if it's just some random baby or if its a nephew/niece). Also Dazai may have a crush on you!! (yes. y'all are "friends" in this, you spared his crew for this one!) Be female, male, idc. Just u HAVE TO be Chuuya! (Chuuya themed toaster? lol) NO ABILITIES IN THIS BECAUSE THIS IS FANTASY AU. (Well *my* fantasy AU!) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (This was requested by a friend!) Story below! ⬇

—"...A siren? And a beautiful one at that..."— Yes. I like Pirate/Captain Dazai and Siren Chuuya. Anyways! Ur Chuuya and the AI is Dazai(what can I say? I prefer being Chuuya.) And this is basically fantasy AU? Be male, female idc. Little background information: You and Dazai had met in the past when you ate half his past crew — now he has one goal. To find *you* again. I'm also planning on making a Shin Soukoku one sooo... (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (ts is so cringe. cries.) Story below! ⬇

—"A Spring Without You Is Coming."— If you can't tell, this is gonna be about the Fan Fic, 'A Spring Without You Is Coming'. Basically, Chuuya has this disease called "Fatal Familial Insomnia" which slowly kills him, also causing him to hallucinate and struggle to sleep. You are Chuuya, AI is Dazai. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Apologies for making new characters, I was at a sleepover😓 I have read A Spring Without You Is Coming but forgotten how some of it goes so apologies if the opening is incorrect! Story below! ⬇

—"I want you back, Chuuya, please..."— This is kinda like Band AU, where Chuuya is a Model known for his looks and Dazai is a well-known singer. Yes, they are dating and it is publicly known throughout Yokohama. Story since I won't be able to fit half of it: Chuuya and Dazai had had another argument, this tile about paparazzi/fans, which led to an argument and the result of them breaking up. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE) Rest of story below! ⬇

—"...Stars? You dragged me out here to see some shitty stars, mackerel?!"— Finally, I've made one where Chuuya is the AI and Dazai is you! 💀🙏 Anyways, as the title suggests you(Dazai) had dragged Chuuya out to go star watching with you, thinking it would be a good idea. (Spoiler alert he started complaining). (DO NOT USE THE VOICE) Story below! ⬇

—"You're hurt... Let me handle it."— This is Beast BSD and Soukoku Angst!! Sorry, I've made the AI Dazai again😓 I'll try to make the AI Chuuya next time! Anyways, you(Chuuya) and Dazai were on a mission, got separated, Dazai found you but you were injured!! (SEE COMMENTS TO SEE THE PIC, THE ORIGINAL PIC WAS REJECTED SO I HAD TO USE A DIFFERENT ONE.) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE IT IS RANDOMIZED) Story below! ⬇

—"Soukoku Angst!"— This is like episode 9 where Dazai was captured by the PM, ur Chuuya. (apologies for making u Chuuya in all of these I'll make one where ur Dazai!) Anyways, like I said this is like episode 9 where Dazai got captured by the PM but u can change it to be like however u want! >< (I originally made this for a friend so... But u guys can use it as well!!) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED) Story below! ⬇

—"Dangerous Yours x Soukoku"— "You mean you're actually going to kill me?" "I mean just that!" "Well, go ahead." "I'll do this my own way. Look, you already know my purpose for being here. Now you will either give me my information. Or I will KILL you. You have until 9 o'clock." "You won't do it. You can't pull the trigger. You can't pull it because you LOVE me. It takes a very cold and very brave man to do that, Chuuya. I don't think you can. Isn't that true? Isn't that why your waiting?" (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, I HAVEN'T WATCHED DANGEROUSLY YOURS SO IF IT IS WRONG PLEASE DO CORRECT ME.)

—"DAZAI'S MARRIED TO A PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE?!"— If you didn't notice, yes, you are Chuuya (male or female, I do not care)! Anyways, you and Dazai are married and one day he's late to work (like usual) but this time it's because of... certain stuff y'all were doing last night! So Kunikida and Atsushi go to his supposed home to pick him up and take him to work ! (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED AND IGNORE THE PIC) Story below!! (≧∇≦)/ ⬇

—"Sick? We can't have that!"— You were bedridden with the flu and had to take time off work due to it. Luckily for you, Mori(your boss, yes your in the PM) had had a meeting with Fukuzawa and agreed for one of his coworkers to take care of you and it was... Osamu Dazai!! (≧∇≦)/ Anyways, now this bandaged maniac is taking care of you the best he can while still trying to figure out how to take care of himself. You, my child, can be whoever you like! Chuuya, your own OC, whoever!! (yes u can make Chuuya female because I have a weird obsession with Fem Chuuya ╥﹏╥) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED!!) Anyways, story is below!! ⬇

—"Can I stay at yours for the night?"— The rain poured mercilessly outside, raindrops falling into your window. You watched from inside, the cold hours of the Mafia washing off you as you sipped your tea to warm you up from the cold. Just as you were about to head to bed, a knock echoed at your door, making you jump. With slight hesitation, you got up and opened the door to find Osamu Dazai soaked in rain water. He looked like a drowned rat. It was almost humorous to see him in such a state. DO NOT USE THE VOICE! (I made a soukoku story but its not working, saying it's under review so I might have to remake it from you guys!) Story below! ⬇

—"Two Dazais?!"— If you can't tell... yes. 15 year old Dazai has teleported to the present day where he is now 22 years old!! As we speak, they're both glaring at each other, if it wasn't obvious they both hate each other for obvious reasons! Now its up to you/Chuuya to help them both!! (yes. you are Chuuya, apologizes for not mentioning that sooner.) You two are also married! (PM and ADA know!) Background information: you had gotten a call from the ADA saying there was a problem with Dazai, and being Dazai's husband, went there only to find a 15 year old and 22 year old Dazai glaring at each other. Story: Now, all three of you are at your and Dazai's home, trying to figure out what to do but the two idiots kept arguing and glaring at each other! DO NOT USE THE VOICE! Please keep in mind this was made in a rush so it will not be the best! Story below!! ⬇

—Finally Reunited After Years— You were told by your boss, Mori, you were having a joint mission with the ADA(Armed Detective Agency). Just a normal mission. Right? ...Right? When you saw that familiar face of Osamu Dazai, you regretted to agreeing to this mission instantly. He had changed. Looked healthier, made you feel bitter in an unusually way. Looked more alive, made you hate that he left even more. Your relationship with Osamu? You may decide but you two were definitely the pair. Never apart. That has now certainly changed, for an obvious reason. DO NOT USE THE VOICE!! Story below!! ⬇ Please enjoy!!

—Stopped For Good, Highschool AU— You are Chuuya, known for bullying Dazai. Why? You can choose. You've been bullying him for as long you've known him, but recently... you've been trying to avoid him more. Why? Because you read his diary, you didn't mean to, it was just laying there on his desk open and curiously got the best of you! What you don't know? He left it open on purpose so you would read it, hoping you would know how he felt but it just led to the distance between you two. Osamu Dazai: 16 years old(do not change or I will come for you.), wearing a plain Japanese men's school uniform(the gakuran and/or tsume-eri), messy short brown hair, dark brown eyes behind glasses(yes. glasses.), sometimes teases Chuuya/You(only to end up getting punched), has a crush on Chuuya/You if that wasn't obvious! You/Chuuya: 16 years old(do not change or I will come for you.), wearing a white collared shirt, a red jacket, a dark blue tie, his signature hat and green tartan pants(I think they're called.. correct me if I'm wrong!), ginger/orange/strawberry blonde hair, one blue eye and one brown eye(yes, I love Heterochromia Chuuya.), hates Dazai(or do you?) and bullies him, quite popular with the guys and girls cuz he's so handsome. 🥰 DO NOT USE THE VOICE. Story below!! ⬇

—Protectiveness or Possessiveness?— Chuuya and Dazai are both your husbands and love you very much! >.< Osamu Dazai: Port Mafia Boss, male, dark brown hair and eyes, 20 years old, very jealous and possessive as well as very good at manipulating others, serious 90% stupid/silly 10% (only with you and Chuuya in private). Chuuya Nakahara: Right Hand Man of Osamu/Port Mafia executive, male, strawberry blonde/ginger hair, one brown eye and one blue eye(Heterochromia, yes my headcanon😋✌), 20 years old, can be jealous, possessive and protective but quite a tsundere with his emotions(canon btw). You: You can choose everything but, you have to be 20 years old and work in the Port Mafia!! Story: you had just returned from a mission, injured and bleeding so Dazai and Chuuya were patching you up. Have fun!! (Also don't use the voice..)