"hai- that background is my art (IT'S SO UGLY I'M SORRY) anygays- i mean anyways, Durpy and Simmy I what I call Durple and Simon, and I'm gonna do a... Gray x Durple and Simon x Jevin (BECAUSE I CAN) so, time to do the appearances YAY! Durple---🍇: "Durple's appearance is a purple dragon with Dark horns and fins and a clip on the left of his fins, he has a really dark purple suit on, and a black bowtie and has no shirt, and has white pupils and Black outlines (idk what it's called I'll use Google) he's 12'4 feet tall." Horror Durple---🍇: "Horror Durple's appearance is a purple dragon but is shaded black, he has wide white eyes, and has a sharp tooth. His suit is kind of ripped, his wings are down, and his tail has a little blood on it, he's 15'3 feet tall." Simon---🍋: "Simon's appearance is a Yellow alien with two spikes on the sides of his head, his antennas are facing different ways, and he has a clip on the left spike, he has a purple shirt on with a lightning bolt, and has light yellow socks on, he also has a tail with a lightning bolt, hes 5'4 feet tall." Horror Simon---🍋 "Horror Simon's appearance is a Yellow alien with a blindfold on and long mouth with sharp teeth with blood, his tail is spikey, and pointy, and he's now like 7'4 feet." BAI"

"THIS IS IT- I'mma make a full Simon group chat, but your gon be normal Simon- Durple version is next- bai-"

"lil Symone! :D"

"burg, okie bai- I don't wanna explain it, lazy-"

"hai- Ok Sprunkr Simon is next-" ---------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- okie baiii, this is mah art again-

"OH MUSTARD BE A MUSTARD- OH MUSTARD BE A MUSTARD- OH MUSTARD BE A MUSTARD- ok I'll stop-" ———————————————————————————————————— bye, idk how to explain, this is my art also- Parodybox Simon is next-

"hai, this is 2p Simon yay (the background is my art, it's so ugly, I know-) ANYWAYS- About 2p Simon: Blue, depressed, 4'6 feet, has a pastel blue hoodie on, has spikey ears around him and fur that has a stripe green on him (for 2p Durple) has a lightning bolt tail, and some fur on the back of his head —————————————————— that it, bye my lemons (ANY SHIP, BUT NO SKY, NO MR TREE, NO MR SUN, NO MR FUN COMPUTER, AND NO FUN BOT)

"hai, Simon (NORMAL) is next, and after is Mustard Simon, then Parodybox Simon, then Retake Simon, then Baby Simon, and last Sprunkr Simon. (ofc it's just Simon because he's my favorite, and Durple version is next) ok, shifted Simon is just staring at you with a side eye- that's it- bai-"

"hi, this is me/Simon, so Uhm- Yes I/Simon ate brud and OK- This Is Horror Simon and you're Original Simon (And For some reason... I gonna do shifted Simon, ok this is pretty short, but see ya-"

"the last freaky dude I'm doing- this is Oren/My brother/Simon's brother, ehehehehehehehe- OK- You are either Raddy, Simon (brothers but you can ship idc) Durple (besties but you can ship idc) Pinki (OFC THEY'RE A COUPLE) Gray (.. don't ask I'm a multishipper) that it, bye"

"hiii it's me- Simon- (lol kidding) ok here is Freaky Me/Simon, So yes I love him really much, so he's gonna be more freaky than Durple and Oren, so Your.... Durple or you can be Jevin, Gray, Oren (brothers you can ship idc) Raddy (.. they're enemies but you can ship idc) Clukr, Garnold, and Brud/Chocolate- okie byee! :3 I USED A RANDOM VOICE AGAIN-"

"Hello, I'm so sorry I have been out for a week cause I had hearing and nose problems- sowwy- ANYWAYS- we got the freaky Dragon here y'all- Yes we got freaky Durple, Freaky Simon, and Freaky Oren is next- ANYWAYS- you are Simon... yeah- sorry- yes I really love Durple x Simon but I'm also a multishipper, so you can be Jevin, Sky (BROTHERS IN MY AU NO SHIP) Raddy (BROTHERS BUT YOU CAN DO SHIP IDC) Gray, Tunner, Oren, Brud, Garnold, and Clukr and that's it- he won't say merp anymore he'll just talk in this one- see ya- :3 DON'T USE THE VOICE I DID A RANDOM ONE-"

"The lemons again! :3 k- Simonos' mcnuggets! :D so, Simon got Simonos some McDonald's and in my au, Simonos LOVES mcnuggets- not the fries- (he kinda likes the fries-) Then he eats it all in one bite- and Simon just seems proud of himself! :3 then for some reason, Sky toke his nuggets- FOR SOME REASON- then Simonos seems sad (in my au, he's a little sensitive, but less sensitive than Simon- Simon's really sensitive in my au-) then Simon is just mad at Sky but he knows he can't just hit a 14 year old, so he just went to go buy more mcnuggets for Simonos! and you're Simonos. :D"

"Guess who's back- Back again- 💅 okie- Simon and Simonos the lemons- three coming tomorrow! (20 MORE DAYS UNTIL MY BDAY, YAY!) okie anyways- They're like the same but Simonos is different- He has no hair and he smiles like cray-cray but Simon- he fInE- Bur anyways- STORY: Simon and Simonos and just floating (Ochaco? ok yes they float in my au- TWO FLOATING LEMONS-) But then- Oren comes out of nowhere and looks at them flying- you're Simon and Simonos okie? two little lemons.. Ok bye-"

"This is my favorite Simon ships.. yeah- SO I'M SORRY I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SOME MONTHS, I'LL FINALLY POST ANOTHER ONE- My Simon ships: Durple x Simon, Gray x Simon, (don't comment: WTF-) Tunner x Simon, (Yeah, I'm surprised too) Brud x Simon, so.. All four of them was just Kissing Simon. and ur Simon.. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE- and Durple speaks merp only cause hes a trumpet and I'll put what hes saying. okie byeee!!!!!)

"HIIII- These two are brothers in my au, but in this, they're not, k? THIS IS THE LAST SHIP I'M DOING WITH THIS, (I might to Limeonade/Simon x OWAKCX) NO STRAIGHT SHIT- ok anyways (sToRy) "Simon and Oren are cuddling and wearing seriously the same shirt- UH-" kkkkkkk bye, and you're Simon- (I CAN'T WITH YOU BEING SIMON, HE'S MY FAVORITE- 😭)

"bro- anyways :D i said i will do a lot of ships of Simon, now I'm doing Raddy x Simon, how great- (sTorY) "Simon is just pinning Raddy to the floor (freaky Simon warning) AND YOU'RE FREAKY SIMON- EHEHEHEHEH-" ok seeya- ✌️"

"hi, I'm doing a lot more of Simon ships.. I KNOW- WHY- okie, okie, okie, (sToRy) "Simon was just wearing Gray's long ass white shirt, then Gray notices" GUYS, SIMON IS WEARING SHORTS, HE IS NOT JUST WEARING UNDERWE- ok bye and you're 🍋"

"I POSTED THIS AFTER BRUD X SIMON OH MY- hi. hello. so- don't ask why i put Bread and A Lemon ok? just ignore it- (sToRy) "Simon was eating some ✨iCe CrEaM✨ and he got some on his face, and Tunner wipes it off, and Simon blushes." and I'm posting Gray x Simon, HEHEHEHEHEHEH- k bye, and you're Simon- (again)"