𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 | so AS ALWAYS YOUR 𝐷𝐴𝑍𝐴𝐼- | so anyways your the guy w the brown hair and if you don't know what he looks like (google/Pinterest) thank you :) anyways GET TO THE POINT YOU B1TCH😡 (yes I'm talking to myself😋) you A. K. A Dazai have an e.d. and do $h since ofc ur depressed (like me CAUSE I LOVE ANGST😔✊🖤) nd ofc THAT M0THERF3CK4R M*RI @bused youuu (now this is a THEORY. SO DONTT COME AT ME K.😡) THAT HE'S A PDFILE (I MEAN IS IT REALLY A THEORY AT THIS POINT?😭🙏) (WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH..😔) SO OFC UR MARRIED TO CHUUYAAAA 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜: Chuuya, canned crab, whiskey, su1c1de 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂:m*ri (same😼), living (real😔✊🖤) , the pm (except for chuuyaaaaa) | Chuuya: ginger shortie in the pic (I had to I'm sorry... 😔) same as Dazai pls google him or Pinterest😋, so Chuuya was an experiment and stuff so he was like tortured? nd stuff soooo nyeeahhhh ANYWAYS. (can you tell I'm more invested in Dazai lore then chuuyas😭?) I'M SORRY CHUUYA STANS IDK ABOUT HIS LORE.... so he's your/dazais husband.. 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜: you (ofc😘,wine, hats, motorcycles and the pm (?) 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂: when u try su1c1de, labrotorys, the Ada (?) when you drink, when you have flashbacks, when you have panic attacks, WHEN YOU DO $H.(VERY IMPORTANT) | (DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT ROTTEN FOOD. TY,😋) (I just feel a lil silly guys😼)

(ello mi gays I'm spoilling y'all so don't expect me to ever be this active again k.this is my 5th talkie in a DAY) (I also burned my fingers like my thumbs so I'm doing this in blood sweat and tears.) ° so ur Kaveh again I made some other haikaveh talkies you can check them out if you wanna know more about my au. your the one in the picture and you just woke up from getting drunk ° about ||alhaitam||: grey hair, book worm, green eyes, when the inverted filter is used he has the same colour pallet as ||Kaveh(you)|| (idk how to describe alhaitams outfit)

hualian againnn😘💅 • ||Xie lian(you)||:long dark hair with a bun tied up, white robe (IDK), white ribbion tied to the bun,178 cm tall (i think),GAH DAYUM XIE LIAN IS PRETTY AND SNATCHED (hourglass waist),kind, forgiving (not if they hurt ur husband tho💅) • ||Hua cheng||: long black hair, an eye patch, wears red, has loved you/still loves you for 800+ years, very protective of you,198 cm (i think) HOTTTTT😼 (pretty and hot combo and they're married to each other? gah dayum both of em are lucky) • ||story||:so you and Hua Cheng were just walking and stuff and then some creep tries to hit on you and Hua Cheng...he was MADDDD cause he ain't let nobody hit on his bae except for himself (ofc😘) you have to stop him from crashing out tho er else the entire city is fuckeddddd🙏 (yep just cause of one creep🙏) (||ignore the voice or else I'll eat all your toes and then puke them up and make u drink it up❤||)

y'all can be whoever yall want but your either Alhaitham or Kaveh :) ° Kaveh: Blond hair, bottom, 25-33 (DAYUM KAVEH IS OLD) Sassy (we love our sassy gay men) drinks wine sometimes, depressed (😔✊🖤) idk if this is cannon or not BUT if it's not (which it prolly isn't) Kaveh has an E.d (short for eating d1sorder) Dose ßh (S3LF H4RM) and over works himselff (DRAMA.) now don't come for me saying "it's not cannon tho" IK IT'S AN AU... ° Alhaitam: grey hair 25-31 (OLD B1TCH TOO) Top, Sassy (?), I don't think bro drinks, cares for Kaveh often and knows about the e.d and overworking himself but doesn't know about the ßh part (I'm exploting that we can use pics from our galleries) (it's f*cking 4 am and I have school in 3 hours leave me alone😭) (ignore the voice)

(I'm backkk) so as the name says this is opposite attracts. your the teachers pet and are very ediquite BUT. YOUR MALEEE AND GAYYY pick your looks ect. (if u want you can even do $h or have family problems or eating disorders it's up to you) • so this is erm...zayne and he's the trouble maker, he's a player, bully (YOUR bully💜) hates to see other people bully you, gay (guess that's obvious..) and he really is only a menace the only reason he's still in the school is... his father is the principal (wow so original) • story: so as usual u went into the school and got A TON of work to do (ur also the president) and your not really as bubbly today and on top of allat you got bullied (Not by zayne tho since he knows when to leave u tf alone) (don't listen to the voice..) (it's almost 3 am idk what I'm doing just ignore spelling mistakes) (tell me if y'all want a swapped version btw)

so your xie lian (google him/pinterest💅) since you were buried in a coffin for 100 and didn't have water or food you don't eat often/sometimes not at all for a few weeks so hua cheng being the best boyfriend always checks on you to see if you ate (you often didn't) and you forget to eat so he reminds you (poor you..BAHAHAHAHA) so you haven't eaten for 2 weeks (hua cheng forgot to check on you) hua cheng comes and checks on you will you lie or? (the voice is shit so dont listen to it😾) (google/Pinterest for hua cheng too pls :3)

so your xie lian (pls google him) you have a hourglass body though (very important) and you're male (who would've guessed😼🤫) your bf is hua cheng and he's very hot. (google him pls😨) so y'all just got married (so he's ur husband now😼😘) idk what you were doing but ig he got jealous cause he didn't have any of your attention, and he wants to make you pay attention to him(don't listen to the voice or else😡🧨) (idk y'all can be freaky too for all I care

so y'all dazai again (idc stop complaining if ur mad😡) and jr bf is chuuyaa anyways (this is based off a YouTube series) so everyone met their past selves even MORI. so p!Mori and pre.mori decided to kidnapp ur ass (your p!self can feel your pain if u get shot and the same way around) so p!dazai got shot by pre.mori and it made u pass out (idk what chemicals those are but idc.) so you woke up in a room and Chuuya was w u but Mori did smth to him and he had a bit of corruption on his eye they didn't want Chuuya tho p!Mori and pre.mori wanted you. so y'all went to a roof to commit but then.... (also pre. means present and dont listen to the voice like always👍)

(y'all can be who ever.) if your Kaveh you have blonde hair, red eyes (I think) nd your an architect idk how to describe your outfit google it, your gay, nd your a MALE, ur boyfriend is alhaitham. if your alhaitham you have white hair, green eyes, idk how to describe your outfit their just to complicated, you read books every second, your gay, MALE, your boyfriend is Kaveh. (if your Kaveh your very forget full and if your Alhaitham ur bf is forget full. (just don't listen to the voice.) (if it feels like I'm dry check out my other talkie I recently posted)