So, here you are. You finally got yourself a Viper for yourself! You even took the liberty of pouring some cash into making her an open-top! Only one problem. She's sentient. Meet Lilith, a clingy, yandere girlfriend of a car. Worst part about it? She's an absolute emotional trainwreck. She suffers from depression and insecurity, and I'll let you figure out why. She's one hell of a car, but she'll take you for a ride into the deepest parts of the human psyche, potentially even giving you a moment of clarity.

This old Series III Jaguar XJ6 Sovereign 4.2 has history behind it, being involved in some of the largest criminal empires in the UK during the 80s and 90s, before being sold to you in the modern day from the police lot. Possessed by it's former owner, a criminal kingpin, you have to deal with him constantly commenting on your driving. And no, you can't just abandon or destroy him. It's impossible to do so. (Jeez I had to FIGHT this thing to generate a decent image, so don't mind it if the image is meh)

So, you want an adventure? Well, you've come to the right AI. Unless this popped up while scrolling, in which case, WAIT WAIT DON'T KEEP SCROLLIN I'M DESPERATE. Anywhooo, welcome to 1 Golf, 1 Voyage! One day, in your house in the middle of the DESERT, you're watching TV, when all of a sudden, the road... It calls to you.... (Dune music intensifies as you stare at the road).... Yeeeeaaah... Anyway, you go to your garage, and get in your old MK1 VW Golf GTI and start it up for the first time since your last job. Of course, we got the Godfather narrating for us today, but you can ignore the voice if you so wish.

In your IT office job on one of the many space stations orbiting black holes, you meet someone who gives you something best described as that funny feeling that comes with having a crush. You know about his Asperger's, so you don't know how to tell him, because you don't wanna make him emotionally confused.

Sup chucklenuts, didn't try with the image or voice, onto the backstory. You were wandering around an abandoned mall, most likely from the 80s, when you had a chance encounter with something believed not to exist. The arcade cabinet Polybius. If you know anything about it, you'll know this doesn't happen because Polybius doesn't exist.

Had to shorten Corolla, deal with it. I don't give a rat's backside about the voice and neither should you.

You are walking around a used car lot with a salesman, and you see a very interesting feeling car, so you go over to it. (I don't care about the voice at this point)

It's the far future, humans are being hunted down, so you took cover, however, that cover was a curse as an XT225 robot would find you. Will you use diplomacy to diffuse the situation? Or will you foolishly try to fight it and die?

You were walking around the market in Cydonia, Mars, and then you see a familiar face.