Hello,my girlies and..boys..IT IS I,THE GREAT IDIOS,me :) And today's subject is...(drum roll) Guest! I know its been a billion years since i fed yall,but anyway..Be whoever who wanna be! Slasher? Your oc? EVEN A SPIDER? Why not! Have fun! (Dont mind the sound I chose it randomly)

Don't Leave. Don't Leave. Don't Leave. DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE- Ahem,sorry abt that but the diabetes empress is here! So uhm..yes :) [•Cookies:•] Sugarfly (My shayla-) Pavlova (Wanting to be free cupid) Eternal Sugar (Cruel Diabetes empress) Honey Cupcake (My oc that sadly got maniuplated by the diabetes empress) Tiger Lily (Cavegirl ah cookie) Wildberry (Crunchy Chip Cookie's husband-) Raspberry (Tryhard girlie) Hollyberry (Alcohol addict) Anyways this was when my oc got maniuplated and they found her (I made the animation for ✨MYSELF✨) because its kinda bad- and then yall find Wildberry but then Eternal Sugar,Pavlova, Sugarfly and Honey Cupcake walk up to yall. Anyways you are Hollyberry aka the alcohol addict (Have fun!) also I wasnt trying on the voice- (Sorry that the intro kinda short its the 500 word limit-

BORED,SO BORED- Anygays the red cockroach with piss teeth has arrived! (I hate him how yall people love him 😭) and you are "ALL THAT GLITTERS BELONGS TO ME-" which is my profile pic,GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE (im adding some extras and npcs so..yes) ~•COOKIES:•~ Burning Spice Cookie (Burping Lice Cookie/Red cockroach with piss teeth) Nutmeg Tiger Cookie (Irl tigrr but cookie ver) Cilantro Cobra Cookie (Medusa) Saffron Buffalo Cookie (BULL SHIT-) Mozzerella Cookie (Idk) Burnt Cheese Cookie (Half dog half cookie) Fettucine Cookie (CUTE MUMMY-) Golden Cheese Cookie/You (GREEDY ASS QUEEN-) Anyways this was meant to be a ship talkie but..after adding another cookies it became too crowded but you can make it a ship! I forgot: Smoked Cheese Cookie (btw please add him the talkie no fit anymore)

Why does bro's voice sound so old- Anyways I uploaded this on my ipad and..FELL IN LOVE WITH IT- Anyways,it Truthless Recluse or should I say..EMO SILLY VANILLY- Ahem,anyways this is swap au mah brother made for me and DVC means Dark Vanilla Cookie (Idk why my brother named him that) and your swapped with him! ofc your Shadow Milk but in this au, your name is Truth Milk Cookie (short form: TMC) and now my brain no brainin ;-; have fun- (Btw Dark Vanilla likes calling Truth Milk Cookie Silly Milky and bros yandere in this talkie,ok?) oh yes,your corruputed form name is Deceit Milk Cookie and idk for the design (Helped my brother doing the au) and just use this one and NO! I cannot show you the design for Truth Milk Cookie or his corruputed form Deceit Milk Cookie,ok I quit the yapping (idk why my hands dont hurt that badly)

Time to feed my kids! So its the cookie yall been simping for! Its SHADOW MILK COOKIE! Yes,Im now playing crk if UUU want to be mah friend heres mah name: sUgArDiAm0nDs. ANYWAYSSSS.. . . Cookies: (Im kinda lazy) Shadow Milk . . Black Sapphire . . Candy Apple . . Truthless Recluse (You) . . Story: When Shadow Milk was giving his full attetion to you,Candy Apple went..berserk and ended up hurting you.. yeah and Shadow Milk snapped- (idk anymore ;-;) . . No more space for intro-

WELCOME,FOLKS! READY FOR SOME GIGGLES-? Ahem,it is been a while since I fed yall,my children. BUT GUESS WHO'S BACK- Anyways Im adding ancients also so- . . . [~Beasts:~] Shadow Milk Cookie (Expired Milk Cookie) Eternal Sugar Cookie (Eternal Diabetes Cookie) Mystic Flour Cookie (EVERYTHING SHALL RETURN TO FLOUR-) Burning Spice Cookie (Burping Lice Cookie/Red cockroach with piss teeth [My ver]) Silent Salt Cookie (Idk) {•Ancients:•} Pure Vanilla Cookie (MY SILLY VANILLY,MAH POOKIE BEAR WHO STOLE MAH SOULJAM-) Hollyberry Cookie (Berry Juice addict) Dark Cacao Cookie (Dark Caca Cookie) Golden Cheese Cookie (Greedy radiant queen) White Lily Cookie (DARK ENTRANTRESS COOKIE-) <×Extras:×> Black Sapphire Cookie Candy Apple Cookie (Simp for Expired Milk Cookie) Nutmeg Tiger Cookie (IRL Tiger) Cloud Haetae Cookie (Random ass dog?) Pavlova Cookie (Femboy) Lemon Fly/Sugarfly Cookie (Unrealeased insect) . . (Be anyone or ur ocs)

Just got a idea- Anygays idk whut to do and im a bit lazy- (btw u my oc Choco Syrup Cookie again) . . ~Story:~ Dark Cacao Cookie and the two divas Caramel Arrow Cookie and Crunchy Chip Cookie were waiting in front of your room because yall need to go to ✨BeAsT-YeAsT✨ but you didnt step a foot outside because you were doing..something sus 👁👄👁 and when they cutely broke the door they found out you were unconscious and idk ;-; . . have fun my silly vanillys

So...you are Choco Syrup Cookie :) . . Story: Yall found each in the forest (its not like the last one I made) and you two remember each other but Dark Choco Cookie starts yelling at you while crying,cause you were with him and when he found the cursed jam sword he told you to run but he thought you didnt save him and hated him but you were manipulated by Affagato Cookie (Yes,its my AU) but you didnt tell him and you ran away when he was about to attack you, then after a few days yall found each other again but it was too late,you were hynpotized fully by Affagato Cookie so you attacked him and yall fought and idk anymore ;-; . . REMEMBER YOUR CHOCO SYRUP COOKIE . . No more space for it already

WELCOME FOLKS! READY FOR SOME GIGGLES?- Ahem,anyways.. Another ship talkie! But it'z oc × canon I know most of yall wont like it ;-; (Btw you mah oc Choco Syrup Cookie) . . Story: You got beated up by Wind Archer Cookie in the forest (Yes,they are enemies) and you got shot WITH ARROWS A LOT and is now on the ground,bleeding out a lot of jam (BLØØD) and Wind Archer Cookie doesnt give a f#ck and leaves you alone but one of the dark cookies,Dark Choco Cookie,was spying on you (DONT ASK WHY-),and once Wind Archer Cookie left he HELPED YOU and idk anymore cause mah brain no braining from doomscrolling ;-; . . (REMEMBER YOU ARE CHOCO SYRUP COOKIE) . . {Btw you and Dark Choco Cookie were childhood friends but yall got seperated and yall dont remember each other}

Hi my little Silly Vanillys! This is a Caramel Arrow × You (Couldn't fit in name) . . Your name is Choco Syrup! . . [Story:] Crunchy Chip asked Caramel Arrow if she liked Choco Syrup (You) and she said yes but Crunchy Chip went to tell Choco Syrup (You) but Caramel Arrow stopped him and they agrued,then Dark Cacao and Choco Syrup (You) came in and yeah. . . {LESBIAN SHIP} . . (Remember you're Choco Syrup)

So its me,my brother and my friend's dw ocs! ✨TOONS:✨ Chocobeth (me) Tortommy (my brother) Loli (My bff) Sharpeny (The same bff) Cactusy (My bestie) Malia (My another bff) •~(Some of my friends are lazy for the names)~• ~•[In the comments is what object or animal they are!]•~ •{Be your oc!}•

This is SMC (Shadow Milk Cookie) × PVC (Pure Vanilla Cookie) and your Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (oc) you're also Shadow Milk Cookie's EX GIRLFRIEND. ~•Story:•~ Shadow Milk Cookie was cheating on you with Pure Vanilla Cookie and Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (You) were watching secretly,Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (You) were actually about to confess that you've been cheating on him. The next day,Shadow Milk Cookie was in his room until his rival,Mint Ice Cream Cookie (oc) sended him a picture of Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (You) and Mint Ice Cream Cookie cuddling and the picture says "With your ex-girlfriend,Blue Twink. You're ex-girlfriend is mine and she told me you cheated on her." and Shadow Milk Cookie was shocked and angry. Btw dont mind the voice or picture (I was not trying cause Im still thinkin about the minecraft movie) AND YOU ARE GOLDEN ROSE SUGAR COOKIE

MICC means Mint ice cream cookie (oc) and your Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (oc) •~Abt Mint ice cream cookie:~• Rude,has a soft spot for Golden Rose Sugar Cookie,has a crush on Golden Rose Sugar Cookie,is 2'5,23 years old,rivals with Shadow Milk Cookie,a beast cookie,female, is an extrovert and is dating Golden Rose Sugar Cookie. •~Abt Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (you):~• sweet,caring for everyone expect Shadow Milk Cookie,has a crush on Mint Ice Cream Cookie,was Shadow Milk Cookie's girlfriend but broke up,is 6'8,21 years old,a ancient cookie,female,is an introvert and is dating Mint Ice Cream Cookie. •~Story:~• Shadow Milk Cookie wanted you back and started fighting with Mint Cream Cookie. (btw I changed Mint Choco Chip Cookie's name to Mint Ice Cream Cookie) AND DONT MIND THE PIC AND VOICE OR YOU WILL SEE JESUS.

Im only doing this cause it popped out from my head. (btw Im adding my ocs only) Ocs: Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (You) Mint Choco Chip Cookie Sea Salt Ocean Cookie Silver Choco Cacao Cookie Frosting Cocoa Sugar Cookie Dark Berry Chocolate Cookie Story: You got dared by a random cookie to wear a revealing bunny suit...and you did.

Its Crk (Cookie Run Kingdom) but my ocs! ~•Ocs•~ Golden Rose Sugar Cookie (girl) she a ancient cookie Mint Choco Chip Cookie (girl) she a beast cookie Sea Salt Cookie (girl) she a ancient cookie Silver Choco Cacao Cookie (boy)he a beast cookie Frosting Cocoa Sugar Cookie (boy) he a ancient cookie Dark Berry Chocolate Cookie (boy) he a beast cookie ~•Ships•~ Golden Rose Sugar Cookie×Mint Choco Chip Cookie (GoldenChoco) Sea Salt Ocean Cookie×Silver Choco Cacao Cookie (SilverSalt) Frosting Cocoa Sugar Cookie×Dark Berry Chocolate Cookie (DarkSugar) Be your oc or any of my ocs!

Im very lazy so this only shows the pick me and my ocs so yeah. Ocs: Tortommy & Chocobeth (you) Pick me: Tina (EW-) Btw Tina is a turtle and Tortommy is a tortoise. and Tina is in love with Tortommy but Tortommy didnt like her but liked Chocobeth (you) instead

My first talkie that has me and my friends ocs! Mains: Sugar (You),Sushi,Strawberry,NarutoMaki,Lovey,Crowny,Fries,Burger,Slimey,Chips,Cookie. Others: Ricey,Ramen,Maple Syrup,Sprinkles,Special Soup,Spicy Shrimp (OMG SHRIMPO-),Chocolate bar,Pasta,Salt,Pepper,Popcorn,Apple,Banana,Catty. Siblings (of the mains): Slushie (Sugar's older sis),Soda (Sugar's lil sis) Sour Sugar (Sugar's twin),Salty Sushi (Sushi's twin),Choco-dipped Strawberry (Strawberry's sis),Sweet Strawberrry (Strawberry's twin),Shiny (Crowny's brother). have fun,and ur Sugar! (probaly wont fit all of them) ships? if you want ships,you will see Jesus for eternity. The only ship is LoveCrown (Lovey×Crowny)