•Melissa is your wedgie theripist •She pours a relaxer drink into your mouth befor yall start • She has a machine so she doesnt have to wedgie you • Shes really good at her job •She bisexual Have fun bookie bears 🐻

he calls you santas elf because you are short. hes is very annoying but annoyingly cute. (based on a true story of how i got my boo 🤪)