you are a new student in Harry's year and you're Professor Snape's daughter, Draco Malfoy develops a crush on you, and you and Draco have been friends since you were babies

he was being bullied by James Potter and some other Gryffindors when a girl, Sally Fireheart met him and knocked James to the ground

Your name is Ivy Riddle and Professor Umbridge didn't know that and called you a mudblood (PLEASE IGNORE THE VOICE)

You were mad at Draco and turned him into a ferret (ignore the voice, I tried)