KEEP UP I'M TOO FAST- wElL hElLo tHeRe- So. we have my husband *cough cough* I'm sorry- so we have Luci today. you can be an existing character or yourself, but you and Lucifer have been married for quite some time. Lucifer likes to be called duckie *in my AU* and he is ur big goofball. PUSH MY FOOT UP ON THAT PEDAL THEN I'M GONE-

LIKE- So, this is mah last Radio apple before da move, *Not da last talkie, just last radio apple* So dis is a Human AU, And Alastor is a ✨HOOMONUGUS✨ (I spelled wrong on purpose🤭🤭🤭) Star. You be ✨LUCIFER✨- 6 7

ROLLING ROUND THE BLOCK- WaZzUh LiL BrO- So. I've noticed I haven't done murder drones in quite a while. So here I am. I just added she loves cats. You can be anyone from the show, or be just your self. Either way, idgaf. WITH MY GLOCK-

so. I'M SO SORRY MY ANGELIC DUCKIES I DON'T HAVE A INTRO THEY NEED MORE MEMES FOR ME TO PULL OFF OF- So I looked back and I was like, damn. I haven't made a overlord one yet. So I'm like why not start off with Rosie. This is when Rosie and Alastor reunites- "A what now?" -Alastor Altruis. oh and you are Alastor. BYE MY DUCKIESSS!!

MADE IT OUT ALIVE- no this isn't radio apple this time 😑- So, your Lucifer, OnCe again- And you where summoned by 2 girls, who where just having fun. Girl 1(Judge me I was to lazy to name them) is 16, and energetic. Girl 2 is rude, stern and mean, and ig 18 *I'm lazy for ages💅💅* So... idk- DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU YOUR SHORT- LUCIFER IS 5'8 (i think-) BUT I THINK I LOST IT-

GRANDMA WHAT'S THE QUOTE OF THE DAY- hewwo dar- So... *Drumroll* I'M FINNALLY DOING ITT!! THE ONE, THE ONLY, HAZBIN HOTEL HUMAN VER!!!! this it's currently 1: 20 am... please talk to be for I have insomnia- Sooo.... I made Alastor ur killing partner... AGAIN- and otherwise be your self, But u gotta be human broo or it won't go with my stuff😩😩😩

BADDIES- Oh sh- Ok, So as I promised, I did Chaggie!!!! You are Vaggie, Or.... you can just be you. I honestly dgaf. If you do choose to be Vaggs, You and lil miss rainbow and sparkles are married of 4 years. POSE FOR MEH-

NICE CATCH CHEER- So..... some of u have seen my comments in things and found out my little *cough* HUGE*cough* obsession with radio apple. In this, Lucifer... well... Has an obsession with Alastors deer-like features. Also, Lucifer can be... s£du¢t!v£ when comes to Alastor. I did it this way... So hate me. if you got a problem then GET OUT- in this case you are Alastor. I promise there will be future ships, not just radio apple. THAT'S NOT MY NAME QUATERBACK-

I'M JUST ANOTHER VICTOM- wth- ok pooks. soooo you are Lucifer. you asked Alastor to groom your wings. you reluctantly agreed. you can make it radio apple or you can do something else with him, 😁 I don't really care. OF THE BAD GIRLS CLUB- Also- credit to "Count Julius VA" For th inspiration! that's a YouTube channel pooks! 😘ฅ

AS SHE WAITS AT DAWN-(dude, the song is literally from murder drones- Editors note)-sooooooo, Uzi wants you to go with her to kill a planet. you can be an existing character, or you can be urself-its just not my problem- what will u do? -WAITING FOR A WAY TO ESCAPE HER LONELY HEART- ps. don't mind the song/voice I picked it randomly, also HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY SINGLE PRINGLES-

THE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT- oH hI bBg💅💅- so this is Niffty from Hazbin hotel, her Nick name for you is bad girl/boy, you can be boy or girl or be urself. OH MICKEY UR SO FINE-

I'M IN THE THICK OF IT- oH hI 💋💄✨💅👄- so this is Jax. go watch the series or I'm coming. Jax has the biggest crush on you. he calls you doll face most of the time. about you: you are zaylia (zal-EE-uh) your hair is pink and black, your based on a cursed doll. you have a pink and black striped shirt with lace a the sleeves, you wear long black jeans. TO THE RING TO THE PING TO THE PENT TO THE KING-💋💄✨💅👄

1,2 DIDDYS COMING FOR YOU- aNyAwAy- so this is based in 1929 - DON'T JUDGE IK THAT WAS THE STOCK MARKET CRASH- BuT aNyWhO💅- you are a killing partner, and a best friend of Alastor! Alastor father is... a deadbeat- but his mother is the sweetest thing. you are meeting his parents - DoN'T cOmE aFtEr Me It's FrIeNd WiSe- and his dad(JoHn) doesn't really care 🫰🫰, but his mother(mary) loves you so much. Alastor has a crucial crush on you bbg- but you don't know. BYE POOKS AND I'M UNDER UR BED 🫶🫶btw u are a girlie (sorry not sorry boys😛😛)

DIDDY WANTS YOU- ok so- basically if you have watched Docter Who you know what the tardis is, but the tardis is a time traveling mechanism. so, ChArAcTeR TiMe Docter Who charlie vaggie alastor angel dust( angel bust) husker( KITTYYUHH) Luci ( Lucifer) niffty sir pentious and you...obvi. BYE TWINKLE TOES- wait no WTF 😒😒

I SLEPT WITH UR MO- aNyWaY ✨✨✨✨ this is murder drones, go watch the GOD DAMN SERIES 😝😝😝 and you are just.... you. charaters uzi V J N Lizzy Doll Thad you are a murder drone named X you have long white hair, you wear a navy blue dress, with a black coat, you are also a pilot, and .... i forgot. DrAmAtIcAlLy DiSsApEaRs ✨✨✨

HI SISTER- AHH-💅💅 you and husk are dating and you felt WeIrD so you went over to his job and told the he was sick so you could be SmOoChY with husk✨✨✨✨ husk isnt pissed, just mad, BUT SLAY THE NIGHT AWAY AND ABRAKADABRA!Im GoNe✨✨

HI POOKS-dRaKe HeRe- and today you reunited with adam AGAIN- and i have something to tell you AND AGAIN-✨✨anyways- you are pissed!💅💅💅 you work l for alastor nick names husker- kitty niffty-niff alastor-al angel dust- angie vaggie-vaggs charlie-char char sir pentious- snake cherribomb- cherr lucifer- luci BYE POOKIE I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT😏😏😏💋💋💋 ps. i tried with adams line but it wouldnt let me curse😭

so Hi - guess whos back- back agian- shadys back- aNyWaYs- charlie goes rapidly iNsAnE. and it up to you to fix her. everyone else is unconscious. CHARLIE ISNTAKEN BY VAGGIE!!! so fix charlie or die.❤️❤️❤️SLAY GIRLIE AND IM OUT!!*mAgIcAlLy dIsSaPeArS* THANKS FOR THE CONNECTIONS MY LITTLE HAZBIN FANS❤️❤️❤️

you and N were walking around untill you suddenly got spawned in the back rooms. if you dont know who N is... GO WATCH MURDER DRONES!!!anyways😝 bye pookie❤️❤️ edit: SHOUT OUT TO MY 7 CONNECTERS!!!!!!LOVE YA❤️❤️❤️