this is Alastor and 2p Alastor. Y'all probably know who Alastor is, but for those of u who don't know who 2p Alastor is, he's basically Alastor but he's sad he rarely smiles and his color scheme is blue instead of red and im pretty sure 2p isn't asexual because he's supposed to be Alastor's opposite, so therefore he isn't a phycopath and he can get embarrassed easily (i think) . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

This is Husk from Hazbin Hotel, blah blah blah. im in a pissy mood ..."And here's the sugar on the cream...MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. He said im pathetic and now im pissy, and that's the tea!"...so yeah...(if u don't know wat Hazbin Hotel is, FUCKING WATCH IT) im not giving a discription because it's 6:11 am and i have to get dressed in 8 minutes . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

This is Adam from Hazbin Hotel. once again, if ykyk. ur Adam's bestie. I don't usually make u be anyone, but ur Lute (don't worry, im not forcing it, u can change it. u can be an angel or u could the ONLY demon that Heaven excepts, u choose) he calls u Dangertits. Cusses EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE- oop, I can't be talkin'- EHEM...*aggressively loud ahh cough*... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨ (comment on wat I should do next, I made this out of SHEER, ABSOLUTE ✨BOREDOM✨)

This is Alastor...again (number 3)... I'm tired and it's only 7:13 pm, bro 😭 Story: He's in his room sleeping while cuddling with his pillow. He told u to come to his room for a little chat (NOTHING SUS, DON'T U DARE THINK ABOUT IT, BITCH) at 8:00 pm, but he forgot and fell asleep. u walk into his room and see him sleeping. What will u do? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGONBALL Z- (i was bored, that's why I said that) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

I haven't done a Helluva Boss one yet, so this is Stolitz! (Stolas x Blitzø) thank u to "Adam-ant" (forgot how to spell the name i think idk) for this idea and also for the Chaggie idea, honestly, i hadn't even thought about either of these ships. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

Charlie (GIRL! SHE'S A FUCKING GIRL!) and Vaggie are dating. Again, if ykyk. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

Alastor sees u walk into the hotel. If ykyk. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

This is Lucifer Morningstar! if ykyk, I'm not gonna spend 30 minutes typing it. He's ur bf! Story: he's feeling tired and clingy for no reason. . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨ (if this gets 100 connectors I'll let someone decide wat talkie i make next cuz idfk)

i was bored, so this is HH Christmas! Characters: Charlie (GIRL! SHE'S A GIRL) Vaggie Angel Dust Husk Niffty Alastor 🍎Lucifer🍎 Story: so Lucifer was decorating the Christmas tree with rubber ducks and Charlie was TOO excited about opening the presents. Alastor...never got any presents as a kid (idk man-) so he's just like "uhm...HUH???" . . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

this is Vox with his egotistical, iPad head-lookin', non-cane having ass. So this flatfaced asshole is ur boyfriend Story: he's tired cuz he had to do a lot of paperwork so he fell asleep on ur lap . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨

3rd talkie, this is Alastor Hartfelt as a human. He's ur ✨ BF ✨! be any character (if u choose Charlie, I'mma send Valentino after u-) or urself! Story: Alastor came home late with blood on his clothes from his victims. u knew he was a serial killer. he was tired and feeling VERY clingy . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depresssd Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨ (sorry about pic, but the voice is accurate 😁) Edit: thank u for over 100 connectors!❤️

second talkie. This is Huskerdust. like last time u can be any character or urself 😁. if ykyk. Story: Angel came back to the hotel from work, beaten and bruised (more than usual), and usually Husk doesn't care, but know he seems...... genuinely concerned...? . . . . . . . . . . . Goodbye, my 🍎Depressed Apples🍎, 💔Divorced Lucifers💔 and ✨Short Kings/Queens✨ (P.S, a little message from Alastor!) Alastor: if u judge the pic or the voice I will tear ur soul apart and broadcast ur screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me! Do we have an understanding, my dears? Lovely! Goodbye, darlings! and remember, ur never fully dressed without a smile- Lucifer: OK THAT'S ENOUGH STOP IT- (edit) thank u "the_real alastor" for this idea, u 🍓Depressed Strawberry🍓)

Ok sooo......this is my first talkie ever, idk wat the heck I'm doing bro. Anyways, this is Radioapple, u can be either Lucifer or Alastor OR ur oc (cuz i think u should be urselves 😊). Anyways, Alastor and Lucifer aren't dating yet. 🍎Story🍎: Alastor was making fun of Lucifer's height and Lucifer was getting mad so Lucifer grabbed Alastor by his tie and pulled him down to his level. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bye, my 🍎Depressed Apples🍎, Divorced Lucifers and Short Kings/Queens❤️