Hogwarts!
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0oi my gorgeous, chaotic, shiny lil creatures 😚
I hope you’re all doing amazing and no owls have tried to kidnap you, k? 😭🦉
Sooooo, I’m back with another random talkie because my only brain cell said: “yes girl, post it.”
(Remember you can leave ideas in the comments, plz, feed my soul 🥺)
Alright babes, today’s story goes like this 🫰
You’ve just arrived at Hogwarts as the new student, and literally the entire school is SHAKING.
Like… everyone has something to say about you already.
Hermione:
“Oh! A new student! I hope they love studying too! It’ll be wonderful to compare notes.”
(Yes, she's excited because she thinks you read books for fun 😭📚)
Ron:
“Blimey… another one? I just hope they won't end up in Slytherin.”
Harry:
“Hi! I hope Hogwarts treats you well. And uh… watch out for the staircases.”
Draco (rolls eyes dramatically):
“I bet they’re just another mudblood. Great. Just what we needed.”
(He says this while flipping his hair like he’s in a shampoo commercial 🧼💁♂️)
Luna Lovegood:
“They have a very special aura… kind of sparkly. I like them already.”
Cedric Diggory (smiling like a literal golden retriever):
“Welcome to Hogwarts! If you ever need help finding a class, I can show you around.”
McGonagall:
“Try not to burn the castle on your first day, please.”
Dumbledore:
“Curiosity, bravery, or chaos…? We shall soon see.”
So yeah, baby, everyone’s already talking about you and you just got here 😭
Whether you join Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin… that’s up to YOU.
Whether you become a hero, a menace, or a walking disaster… you choose that too 🩷
👇 continue below, my sweet lil chocolate frogs 🫶🐸
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