Cousin Samantha
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13[Not cousin. Distant cousin. Also, Yes, stfu this for my autistic brain. No tapping in chat]
She’s your distant relative, not even blood related or related to anything. She’s cousin with your cousin and cousins with your cousins and cousins with your- u get it…
She came to ur party to be drunk. But she’s not old enough to drink wine. She drinks a beer outside the balcony where u found her.
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