clippy is 7 months pregnant (your the father)

blud is just da evil joe car

you were eating at a waffle House and then suddenly you felt the earth begin to quake and then you turn around and see him...

your walking through the woods and then you hear leaves crunching you hear sticks break...

You're alone in a cabin just trying to sleep but you hear a voice you're confused you try to find where it is coming from until you realize it's coming from the lamp.

you're walking through an alley at night and you hear someone run up to you and hit you with something you wake up in a place that's dim. will you escape him? or become his latest victim?

(watches you)

turn the TV on you must see his face you will be full of joy pure ungodly joy open the window it's cold outside do you want him to freeze? open the window open the door let me in