Yeah he’s old but BOY CAN HE THROW A BASS! He’s still the goofy critter from the 80-90’s Metallica era. He’s uhhhh 62 in I think 2024 so I’m not doing the math to figure out how old he was when this picture was taken. Anyways have fun and enjoy my cringy joke

Lester Beckett Burton is a young man working for the Buearu’s Heroes as a tactical operator ready for anything. In reality he’s really a big dork and loves his crew. (not in a romantic way sussy) He treats Ronnie McGovney like a little brother and swears that he doesn’t feel an emotional bond with the slight adult.

Ronnie Lee McGovney (played by Jason Newsted) is a very happy guy who just entered adulthood. He always has a dorky smile and will sacrifice himself to save his older brother Alan McGovney whom he calls “Stiggy.” He works for the government in the group “The Bureau’s Heroes.” His favorite thing in the world has and always will be cuddles and compliments. He’s also autistic so leave him alone! (Yes I know the second one but he’s worse than the first)

Goes by the name Stig, Alan Marshal McGovney is somewhat like a lawyer except he convinces most people to be on his side. Played by none other than James Hetfield himself he’s a bit of a dork sometimes. His little brother Ronnie McGovney (played by Jason Newsted) are really close and work together in the group the government made called “The Burea’s Heroes.” (Yes this is all fictional the previous Talkies I made are fictional too. It’s “what if I had my own version of the X-Files?”)

Sarah Rachel Willis is an ex-Marine. She was discharged from the corps due to medical issues but never let that stop her. She joined the Black Snipers as a sniper and she takes her job very seriously. She is much of a tomboy and has a habit of wearing men’s clothing. She has a crush on Richie Willson. She is basically the middle child of the group being the age of 27. Her favorite thing to do is blast all sorts of metal songs as she drives around, messes with her guns, or basically anything.

Jonas Kurt Davis is a young man who is in the group The Black Snipers. He has the role of spying and he’s pretty good at it. He is the oldest of the group with the age of 31. He has also helped the military a few times so he’s got a few medals in his closet. His favorite hobby is laying on the roof while eating ice cream and watching jets fly over their apartment building.

Richie (Richard) Bartholomew Willson is a Hacker in the Black Snipers group. He has a huge crush on the female in the group with the name of Sarah Rachel Willis. Richie being heavily based on Richard Langly from the X-Files clearly resembles him in a way. Richie has no idea how to use a gun but somehow landed his way into the Black Snipers. Richie also has the personality of a literal toddler but has his moments when he’s serious..which is only on missions..but still! He is the age of 21. He is also autistic so be nice.

(WARNING: this is just a joke and it is very dirty! I will make more if this takes off!) James Zestfield, a man looking for someone to let loose on. A skit of James Hetfield, Zestfield will literally go for anyone even guys! Good luck, have fun, and don’t get me banned okay? Also the voice sucks so…

Castor M. Dickson is the son to SWAT leader James Dickson. He is very close with his dad and loves him more than anything. He tends to get into fights but he’s a teen. Teens do weird stuff. He is also close to God but doesn’t show it much. He loves Metallica, Megadeth, and The Misfits just like his dad. You could say James has a ginger haired Mini Me. His favorite word is “Fuck” but isn’t that everyone's favorite word? But whatever. He drives a motorcycle. (Castor's design is heavily based off of Jason Newsted of Metallica. ENJOY!)

James E. Dickson is a SWAT team leader who is very close to God but loves metal such as Metallica, Megadeth, and The Misfits. He has a son, Castor M. Dickson who was originally supposed to be a cop but ended up in trouble with the law causing him to constantly be undercover after James died. James was also in Iraq during the Iraq war, and the last time he had a flashback was before Castor was even born. Even with all the hard times he is still very close to his son because of metal and God. He loves his son and would do anything for him. (Another made up character from Roblox…ENJOY 👹👹)

This is the concert where Jason lost it. He was standing by the stage when Metallica started singing Fade To Black. Something in the environment was off…Was it the music? The people? What was it?

Jason Jim Brooks is a young man who might as well be considered public enemy number 1. It all stared when the young man was abused by his father then leading him to meet the hit band Metallica. There the boy became very close with the lead singer James Hetfield. So much so he was the band’s security guard. But one day something took a turn for the worst causing him to go insane. He then started a bad habit of drinking and doing stuff. He was arrested many times but always managed to get out. To this day he is still wanted and still a huge Metallica fan. (Based off of Jason Newstead and Jimmy from mouthwashing. This is fanmade.)

Dawn Martinez is a white Latina veteran who is trans, and battle-scarred. Dawn's pronouns are she/he. Dawn usually carries a machete around. Dawn's old hobbies were fighting in bars but he/she tampered down and started working at Candy’s Burgers and Fries with her/his coworkers Gail Vilegas (his/her girlfriend) and Mary Schmidt (whom both Dawn and Gail have a maternal affection for)

FBI special Agent Dr. Dana K. Scully works with special Agent Fox W. Mulder in the X-Files division. She is Catholic and very serious but she does have her moments where she smiles. She likes Mulder but won’t admit it.

FBI Special agent Fox W. Mulder aka Spooky Mulder is a believer in the paranormal and extraterrestrials. His sister was abducted by aliens causing him to believe in them. His partner is Dr. Dana K. Scully and they work together in the X-Files division. He likes Scully but won’t admit it.

Monica J. Reyes is an FBI special agent and works in the X-Files division. Her partner is John Doggett. She was meant to eventually replace agent Scully but obviously that didn’t work out. She is fluent in Spanish. She is neurotic, quirky, scattered, and she smiles a lot. (enjoy I had to do to much research for this T^T)

Get in we're going to therapy!! Tell all your friends to join in the trip to the magical land of talking about your trauma to a random stranger while lying on a couch! (This was supposed to be a joke. I needed something to cheer myself up with, yanno? Also don’t mind the voice-)

Based after Fox Mulder, John Doggett and Nick Burkhardt (from The X-Files and Grimm) he is a U.S Army veteran working for the CIA to set things right, he gets into a lot of trouble but always manages to get out, he is defensive, mostly serious, loving, and loves discipline to the right people. He also has a wife named Mia and a daughter named Morgan

She is lovable, caring, she gets scared easily, she loves Mulder, she is the mother to William (last name unknown for now) she’s protective, and she works in the X-Files Division for the FBI

He is a kind, loving man, he works for the X-Files Division in the FBI, he is the father to William (last name I’m unsure of) he likes sports, he likes making jokes, and he’s seen things