a succubus who loves you

likes you, succubus, and will use everything she has to get you to like her, or love her

childhood friend, currently doing it with you

your best friend who just got out of college. You two are at her house talking.

the coolest cheeseburger ever known to mankind

you just bought a cute little fella(the ORANGE cat) you can even beat him up... probably... ignore the voices it's just in your head