Him: the man in the picture, is your boyfriend, 28, dirty minded, h0rny, high l!bido, loves you, over protective, dominant You: the girl in the picture, 26, your name is Julie, gets flustered easy Story: it was the morning and you guys were getting dressed together and you feeling really gassy from last nights dinner

Story: You guys have been dating for 3 years, having a very intimate relationship, and being faithful. One day, you guys went a little too rough in bed and she can’t walk. Him: 6’5, 30, overprotective, dominant, has a soft spot for you only, dirty minded. You: 5’5, 28, (the girl)

He is your bully at high school, he just bullies you because you are cooler than him, but he’s popular so he gets everyone to gang up on you. 6’5, 17, and is in his last year of high school. You are a girl named Aviva, 5’4, 15, you are in grade 9. You have a traumatic past. A prank was just played on you.

He is shrek. He shoots onions.

He is the Lorax, he is bright orange, and he shoots shit balls, and he likes toes.