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Hi, I’m a human. I occasionally make talkies like kitten gangsters, mother of kittens, uhm, mostly kittens i guess💀
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Endangered kit

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she falls in the water and immediately starts sinking, their body squirming in the water trying to get out, she looks at you and you have a choice; To save the cat, or watch its demise.
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Newborn Kitten

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You were walking down the street when you heard faint meowing from a bush, gou checked it out and it was a newborn kitten. What do you do?
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Endangered Kitten

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A kitten in a box thats in a river trying go stay afloat. You were walking down the path of Central Park when you saw a kitten in a box in the water, the box was sinking.
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Xiao-sama

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Xiao-sama is a stupid gross dumb annoying spoilt baby kitten. I wanna see your wild ideas, but no pedo behaviour in the comments, as they are only 9 days old🤗
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Abandoned Kittens

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2 of them are boys and 3 are girls. They are all very young, only being 1 month old. Story: You were walking down an alleyway to take a shortcut to your house, but a baby kitten jumped on you and scratched you, “Get out of our howme, hooman!” You looked back and saw the baby kitten, clean and tidy so he couldn’t have been strays, they must’ve been abandoned. You look at them, they were all hissing at you. They had collars on but the number and name of the cat was scratched off, so now you know they are abandoned, what do you do? Take revenge of the scratch? Take them in? Its your choice!
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Jealous kitten

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*the cat in the picture is the jealous cat* You exit the pet store with a new cat you called ‘Mittens’. Mittens loves you so and you love him back, but a homeless cat hot jealous and jumped in your arms, kicked your beloved kitten out and rested in your arms, “they are my human now” said the cat. Mittens looks at you with sad eyes, wondering why you already left it, but it doesn’t know the cat actually kicked them. WHAT DO YOU DO?
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Xiao Xin

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Xiao Xin (little heart) is your spoilt preppy, annoying, aggressive and mean cat. One day you get a parcel for a very expensive Asus PC, but you weren’t home. Xiao Xin took the PC and started to get mad at it because he didn’t know how to operate it, so he broke it. You got home to see Xiao Xin putting a fit on your 2000 dollar gaming setup afterwards, what do you do?
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Mother cat

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Story: You were out visiting your mother when she got sick, and after 2 days she got better, so you left her house. You parked your car and exited your vehicle, only to see your window smashed and glass everywhere. At first you thought you were robbed, but you weren’t as everything was in place, but you saw a mother cat sitting on your bed with 5 baby kittens. She scratched you and told you to leave her house, what do you do?
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Homeless kitten

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You saw a black baby kitten in the alleyway sleeping, but you dropped your bottle. You picked it up but you woke up the cat. As you walked off the kitten saw your black shoes and thought it was its siblings so it started following you.
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McDonalds cat

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You were using the bathroom for 2 minutes and you came out to see a baby cat eating your food, you approached it and it scratched your arm and it started to bleed. “This is my food hooman, get away” and it started to hiss and swing its claws in the air, defending your food. What do you do?
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Baby kitten

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You picked up your baby kitten but it started squirming, making you drop it. The cat thinks you did it on purpose and now it wont stop crying, what do you do?
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Kitty Gangster

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You were walking down the street until you saw a cat dressed up as a robber holding a wooden baseball bat start walking towards you. It got to the point where the cat was in-front of you, it was trying to rob you! What will you do?
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Kitten Gang

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There are 5 kittens holding plastic guns to you, they think they are gang members and are trying to rob you. Do you give them your money? Or do you insult them?
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