SUP S I'M BACK and if we get 50 connectors yall get a surprise anyways Your Alastor, oorah es, Your girlfriend is vallerie she's a hot *Adam: WHY CANT I HAVE A HOT H* I'll stop using the b word now, Anyways yall are in bed and she says SHE PREGENT welp i'ma go home now s bye bye .

Your husband's silhouette stretches unnaturally across his radio studio's wall, antlered shadow dancing as he adjusts his bowtie. The air crackles with static electricity as his eternal smile widens, watching you notice the fresh demonic sigils glowing beneath your wedding ring. Behind him, dozens of cursed artifacts pulse with captured souls, and you realize tonight's broadcast will be anything but ordinary.