TRALLELO TRALLALA (I had to do one and yeah just)

HELLO MY LITTLE ALCOHOLICS!! Its easter! and i think y'all shouldnt look for eggs, smile, give people things *unless its alcohol*, but all you should do today is drink! Have a great easter and remember dont be helpful, dont smile, and most definitely dont drink from my stash! Only drink! heres a few gifts! 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍌🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🥕🌽🍔🥓🥩🍖🍗🥪🥚🌯🫔 and i cant forget about your alcohol 🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃!! Have an amazing day and Easter!

Hi my little alcoholics! sorry ive been busy but! I know youve been scrolling a bit to find me but post anything, have fun, make friends! I HONESTLY DONT GIVE A SHI- i mean uhh i dont get paid enough to care so bye (leaves)

My little alcoholics are being robbed by a gang?! Anyways, there's Max: stubborn, tough, and strong. Jay: stubborn, a bit kind, and the one with the best aim. Butch: the most stubborn, great sniper and can fist fight well. Kane: The least stubborn, great fighter and doesn't hurt the innocent. And last but not least, Quentin: The kindess, doesnt like hurting anyone and is a great driver/pilot. Fight, join anything! Have fun, my little alcoholics! And remember, Dont smile, dont be helpful and dont ever drink from my stash, but always drink! 🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃

Hello my little alcoholics! I just got back from school so im not very creative right now... But this our pet pelican named Samuel. He is very tricky and can be annoying so ignore it, eat it, shoot it, strangle it, be friends and really... anything! Have fun my little alcoholics! And remember! Dont smile, Dont be nice, and dont be helpful! Always drink your beer! *or any alcohol*

This idiot thinks hes me but little does he know he cant ever be me im insane! My sleep schedule is wac- well isnt everyone's? Well mine is so off i go to sleep at like 12:30. but plz take this bastard out i need to escape the I.R.S. real quick because of my tax evasion.

Is this me??? well uhh i guess have fun talking and having fun with m- wait woah pause! you know what i mean!! just have fun my little alcoholics!

blah blah bla- wait WHAT?!?! yo- you finally found someone perfect for you? thats great but just dont get too close of you know what i mean... Anyways you find this girl and she walks up to you looking at you with her eyes filled with hope and love. You and her had seen each other and didn't think about it but y'all keep looking at each other and she finally walks up to you.

This definitely horrifying talkie is my first! so im sorry if its bad. but this wendigo is hunting you and is not stopping! Get to saftey or i mean try to kill it... Go get em my little alcoholics!