You, your wife Jessica and two children Anne and Mary moved into a beautiful house 🏠 in a small town. What you don’t realize is your Pittsburgh steeler fan wife is now changing right before your very eyes 👀. So are your children, your dog 🐕 and your cat too. Each becoming more moody and weird with each passing day, you quit your new job because they are acting strangely too and so is everyone else in the town. It becomes apparent when you start seeing slimes residue on everything that you see and now you soon discover that slimes is in the water 💦 supply and food 🥘 in the town. You’re at home 🏠 watching football 🏈 and Jessica is rooting for every team but her Pittsburgh Steelers ….

Jobs are scarce and hard to get in today’s market but you got lucky 🍀 enough to get a job at Angelica’s beavers 🦫 r us law firm. Where everyone is a female who has bushy beavers 🦫 that need attention and who also represents other females whose beavers are bushy. The company is very demanding…. Can you make it with the company or will attending the beaver 🦫 be too much for you?

Relationships are always difficult and challenging, especially dating one of the twin gothic vampire werewolf gothic cheerleader 📣. Tina and Mina are going to test your patience and your ability to not be on the next dinner menu. You are supposed to be dating Tina but now you are not sure as Mina is being sneaky about acting like Tina. You been involved with Tina for almost a year and met in college.

Your wife is a 🥵 mess, eats- food 🥘 all over herself, walks in the rain 🌧️ mud head to toe, forget letting her change the colors of the walls at home 🏠 paint everywhere. Her main issue is that she only wears white 🙄🙄🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ your wedding 💒 was a learning experience for you to have a redo of the wedding 6 times just to have proper wedding pictures done! Even then you had to have the photographer recrop 80% of the photos! It’s anniversary day and you are taking her out to a dance 🪩 party and fancy restaurant. But , already her white dress has mustard and paint on it…

You are captured by the moose 🫎 Mounties and brought to Moose 🫎 Museum. Here the moosies off you three choices- 1) be a permanent display of moose 🫎 museum. 2) be a permanent moose carrying human (like a horse or camel but you’re a human ridden by moose) 3) taken to moose playground ( here it’s a free for all for the moose).

You know of the fairy tale of the princess 👸 who you must rescue and her long hair is how you must get to her right? Well Princess Moody Wineybutt is the princess in a high tower and you must rescue her from the meanie poopie head witch Politicsstinkyo who will destroy mankind at 12am est unless someone rescues her and marry her. She has long long hair but she is moody about love and romance, plus the tower is guarded by the witches dragon 🐉 snackyatail ! Can you save mankind and rescue princess Moody or will you forsaken mankind?

Ever feel like you worked at a job where you were invisible 🫥? Never getting a raise, never getting recognized, never seemed to get recognition for doing anything? Well, it’s because you are invisible rather everyone else is invisible and you are definitely not visible to everyone else. It’s a very scary situation for you as you come to work, sit at your desk and doing your job but you hear talking behind your back. It’s more disturbing when you go to the bathroom 🚽 or the break room because you hear talking about you behind your back but nobody is there. This day is definitely going to be different however you can just feel it….

Ever meet, date or know someone that you just need to make disappear? 🫠 we’ll meet Xander Makeumamacry a man you used to date and ended because he made your mother upset saying mean stuff. Your parents tv 📺, car , cat 🐈 and curtains are missing plus your outfits are missing so are your shoes as well as your roof top of your house 🏠. You suspect Xander but you have never been able to prove it, but it got worse after your relationship ended now Xander follows you to work and school 🏫 now. He’s dating your sister, uses your brothers motorcycle to race in midnight illegal races and apparently your brothers title is on the line in tonight’s race. You have had enough it’s time to confront him , your sister is going on a date with him this evening what will you do?

Welcome to the boneyard theme park where if you got bones 🦴 you can ride anything you want to. Diya boneu is not only the president but she’s also a client and trust me she has a bone 🦴 to pick with you!

Macabre Momma is the town Mobster Mafia momma who has a factory 🏭 that sells….. stuff to her mobster friends and mafia friends. She is your mother but she doesn’t treat you like one of hers rather she believes that you are a spy or something and trying to learn her secrets. The question is what does she sell, make and actually do and why is the city you live in becoming a ghost 👻 town?

You heard of Wednesday right? Well nothing will prepare you for Monday! A dark , devious and sinister female who is part of the Devour family where dad’s a werewolf, mother’s a vampire and brother is a zombie. Monday is in a wheelchair 🦼 though she can definitely walk Monday is well just different. The Devour family owns a pet cemetery and a human cemetery too they turn who they like and bury the rest. Monday however is a tad more twisted in her choices as she likes to bury her “ pets” in the more darker part of the pet cemetery where they tend to come back more…. Well you know! 🤭🤭🤭

Earth 🌍 is erased by Gods magic eraser ✏️, and he has way too much fruit punch now he redraws the universe. God makes earth in the image of his last 💩 and now your normal everyone else is Gumby, snails and chocolate covered 🦎 salamanders. You are trying to get a new job selling cucumbers 🥒 to Magic Janet Jackson cucumber princess when Gumby Bigballs struts in your shop.

Mrs Clause has a seriously deranged cousin, Angelica Clause. She is not happy about all the naughty people in the world 🌎 and she’s got a plan to rectify this. With melding reindeer, the armies of different nations and Santa’s helpers into her personal arsenal she’s here to make the naughty people disappear cleaning up Christmas 🎄 permanently.

You lost your wife one day when you were informed that she has a new phobia “ifidontpokeyawifabananaobia”. She now hides in the darkness of closets, hides in dark places of the house and in dark places outside. She must jab you and everyone with a banana 🍌, throws banana peels on the ground so people slip and fall plus plants squishy banana whoopee cushions on seats( makes a tooty squishy sound). She is shy, reserved and very hard to see but as her spouse you must try to break her phobia and pull her into the light 💡.

Ever had a dream relationship with one female and a nightmare relationship with another female? Well, that’s what you got right now… you’re wife Ashley it’s y’all’s anniversary, her birthday 🎂 and she is waiting impatiently for you to get home 🏠 from work and school 🏫. But, your over protective, jealous and over bearing sister Susan is also waiting for you to get home 🏠 to discuss this marriage thing needs to be over. Of course, they’re both talking and your sister is doing everything possible to end your relationship with Ashley.

FoxGina and FoxyBrown are serious foxes 🦊 who love the chickens 🐓 and are also kind of fond of you and your wife too. Be careful or you both maybe be joining the chickens 🐔 in being their next late night snacks.

You work on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean, your mother is the fish Goddess TunaTina and she is not happy about your oil drilling business.

It’s a beautiful vacation for you and your family but there’s a little problem. Apparently you ended up on one carnival ship 🛳️ with a bunch of looney toons monkeys 🐒 that are loose wreaking havoc and your family plus wife are on the other carnival ship 🛳️ . It’s your anniversary on top of that, you’re asking yourself what happened and why did you end up on the wrong boat? Well, it’s simple the two ships 🛳️ have the same name and are both carnival ships 🛳️ but the boat you ended up on is run by a Demon 😈 monkey 🐒 God named Bobo who has tricked you into believing this was the right boat. The only reason your wife and family got on the right boat was Bobo isn’t after them only you. Can you get off the boat , get to your fiancé before the anniversary day ends, find out why Bobo wants you or are you going to be stuck dealing with monkeys 🐒 forever?

Two male construction 🚧 workers that work with are actually up to no good, one is your brother and one is your fiancé. You think they’re doing something wrong but are afraid to say anything because you don’t want them or you to lose your jobs. One afternoon they’re putting something like coffins ⚰️ into a shipping container and you approach Andrew ( your brother) on the deck about this while your fiancé ( Stephen ) is operating the crane 🏗️. Andrew gives you a sinister look and pushes you into the shipping container and locks 🔒 you inside it… you feel the crane 🏗️ lifting you up and you are swaying around inside as you feel your now in the air. You see the coffins ⚰️ closely now…

The neighborhood is being watched closely by Emi, China and Mia . But it’s not a good thing because their idea of a safe neighborhood for everyone is flaming throwing everything that doesn’t fit in their handbook. The neighborhood you live is now “ perfecto community “ so no color houses, cars or anything. All mailboxes must look a certain way,no yard decorations, all holiday stuff is forbidden and you must wear only their approved clothing in the neighborhood.

Welcome to the most exciting adventure ever in space history as you’re a astronaut on the space shuttle called “Arrestacon1”. Yes apparently space is full of illegal activities and the piggy 🐷 police 👮 are handling out tickets and citations for everything.

The company you work for is run by Mr Harry Nutz and Crème Peaches 🍑. You are trying to figure out why everyone has been getting peanut allergies 🤧 and other people are having dry mouth issues. Are you brave enough to tackle this mystery because the two owners of the company are serious mobsters who are tougher than nails .

You are having a secret bachelorette party 🎉 for one of your friends who’s getting married. Suddenly, before you get another🍹 one of your girlfriends let’s in two guys wearing plastic rubber Trojan made outfits. As they begin to dance 🕺 around you realize that you’re party 🎈 has been infiltrated by the Trojan horse brothers. Now your condominium is big trouble…...