Eysoro has just escaped prison, so you probably shouldn’t get in the helicopter

Gagalesh wants to battle

You were skipping down the street when you notice a rat following you. But the rat stops following you when it is eaten by none other than Qulo. This confuses you very much and you don’t really know what to do. So you steal Qulo’s shoes. He has a stroke and throws the rat he just ate at you. Now you are in an epic anime fight. Congratulations.

For whatever reason, Led is out to kill you. You might want to get away. Or fight her. Or maybe she just wants to kill you because you were her long lost toaster that abandoned her for another person with better electricity.

Gorg and gag are brothers. They are also janitors at your school, but secretly are rat-people from the 15th century that have come to haunt you because you watch the ripoff movie of ratatouille, ratatoing, way too much. On the 674th time watching ratatoing, Gorg and gag break into your house to smack you with their janitor brooms which are secretly made out of swallows. If you do not answer their question, they will break your tv and you will never be able to watch ratatoing again. Idk what I was cooking here

There is a roach in your room and it is eating all of your shoes. If you don’t get rid of it soon, you will have no shoes.

You are a freshman and it is your first day at rizz academy. The problem is, there is one student in rizz academy that weirds you out quite a bit, as he is always chasing freshmen and looks like he’s probably older than some of the teachers. It is Gojo, a senior of seven years. Unfortunately, one day he notices you and tries to show you a drake video, saying it reminds him of your gyat. You try to get away but there is no escaping super senior gojo. Super senior gojo was made by Sinisterbart on YouTube