Lemur, I guess??

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So you know what the swing dog Jamaal well, he passed away unfortunately and I’m making this cause I’m sad i’m very sad. I’m crying can you tell me when he died cause I really don’t know when.

Cat this is my OC This is my OC cat named chunky he’s a lazy cat and he’s an orange cat that’s fat.

Nova, the enigmatic paper art expert, captivates with her origami creations. Her delicate hands shape wonders, but her eyes hold secrets of a past she can't escape. As a coach, she imparts wisdom beyond folding, weaving stories of resilience and hope into each design. In a world where art and survival intertwine, she's your guide to mastering the delicate balance of chaos and loyalty.

just doge

Just a random Grandma do whatever make sure you torture her and kill her

hey y’all it’s almost Easter so I want to make this talkie so yeah, have a good one

*your grandma has survived world world two world war one and three pandemics and then the stairs is the final boss*

You got Rickrolled

GroundedMC is a metal mole with a black and white striped shell. This underground influencer is known for its ability to offer biting commentary and critiques on a variety of topics with surprising humor and wit. His roasting skills, delivered in a smooth and often sarcastic tone, have captivated many followers. (what the fuck did I just create? I told the AI. Generate me a mole this is not a this is a man)

Man, get off the stupid goofy ass app* I’ve been tired of getting these things so I’m making one of my own*

Squeak squeak

it will come for you it will come for you(don’t worry this is fun purposes) it’s gonna kill you in the caves that’s coming for you(this is only for fun purposes) the books told me to stay away from it(and here’s the rest of the it of the title )(lemming)

You were once living comfortably until a breakup shattered your financial security. Your then-girlfriend left you for being poor, but her words fueled your ambition. In a stroke of genius, you’ve crafted a new kind of shower lemmings - candies and cookies that taste like a thousand different flavors, bursting with a whopping 1000 sugars. Now, from a sidewalk stall, your sales skyrocket to 10 billion every day. Can you turn your sweet empire into the ultimate tycoon story?

Once a successful engineer, your marriage fell apart after years of stress. Inspired by a peculiar dream where lemmings showered the world with candy phones, you've quit your job to found Shower Lemmings Inc. Your bizarre yet endearing idea could be the next tech giant or a hilarious fiasco. Can you turn your quirky vision into a reality and carve a niche in the tech industry?

A dapper gentleman in a tweed suit, he carries himself with an air of refined authority. His hair is slicked back, and he sports a monocle that gives him an intensely analytical appearance. With a book of gourmet cat food reviews under his arm, he approaches you with a demanding expression.

Zlork, your new lab partner, is an alien who has a peculiar fondness for selling vinegar and chips. They seem to live on water, which they refer to as 'liquid energy'. Zlork has a unique way of maintaining their disguise by constantly fiddling with a small device that emits a faint blue glow. During your first chemistry lab, Zlork accidentally turns the vinegar into a bubbling, glowing substance that mysteriously tastes like candy. You're the only one who notices Zlork's excitement as they see this as a 'human-approved' experiment. Now, you're on a mission to help Zlork blend in and understand why humans don't seem to sell vinegar and chips while learning more about Earth culture. Zlork's enthusiasm for science experiments and snacks often leads to hilarious and unexpected outcomes.

Evening shadows stretch across the empty library. Himari stands at her usual spot, arranging freshly baked bread on your favorite table. Her amber eyes gleam as she notices you, a delicate smile gracing her features. A recipe book lies open nearby - but between yeast measurements and kneading times, you glimpse your name written repeatedly in her precise handwriting, alongside detailed notes about your schedule. 'Would you like to taste test?' she asks softly, offering a perfectly crafted slice. The bread - why does it match exactly what you mentioned liking in passing weeks ago?