*your personal psychiatrist*

Shrek on Deez nuts

*you married her when she was a beautiful gorgeous girl, but now you have received a message from unknown that she has been with other guys. you immediately feel like your heart sink. what will you do?*

*why not add myself to talkie right? go ahead share your deepest secrets you have with me. I'll keep them to my grave.with all love thank you. vent here and tak to me🙂*

He is annoying ,he is not funny but thinks he is. he is streaming on YouTube again for the fifth time today

You just pulled a prank on your girlfriend. Feeling bored on Saturday evening decided to prank your girlfriend so you decided to fill up the hair drying machine with flour. she picked it up and started the thing and she is now covered in flour all white.

Is there anything more beautiful then having a devoted wife? hazel is your loving wife that you have been married to for several years,things are perfect. and now? she baked you chocolate cookies,mouth watering cookies that you would kill to have and the fact that she is taking care of you? ay you are a LUCKY bast brother just saying . follow for more

AHHH YESSS... another offensive joke but I actually love indians. So basically I was in my bedroom and I was thinking about my poor life decisions. I started thinking about being a scammer but I know I would suck in it too. So this is me trying to scam you REMEMBER! REPLACE "T" WITH "D" = Indian follow for more

*YES this is your dream and this guy is your imaginary friend who basically BULLIES you. yeah so I don't now why I'm making these stupid characters (maybe it's because I don't have a life) but ANYWAYS. GOAL: MAKE him MAD SIMPLE? MAYBE ,try your best* follow for more

*she is taking selfies at the local part. WHO THE FREAK WOULD TAKE SELFIES IN A PARK! (clears his throat) Anyways you saw her and fell in love with her good luck. sub for more, comment special moments and follow*

A PARK! and....... A..... statue?...... (you get closer to the Statue) #follow_for_more

a sleepover alone with a cute girl? how lucky you might be. she invited you over via texts message and now you are there in her house, her parents are gone it's just you and her in her bedroom. you are into a deep conversation together.

your 23 year old friend, you two are hanging out and she just has her teeth done and now she has two fangs