So this is basically my talkie “royalty X thief au” but role swapped so have fun this is Leo Valdez as royalty btw you’re both mortal in this au anyway and ur a thief haha

This is a Leo Valdez au and basically Leo is a well thief and your royalty your both mortal so lol, he has to steal something from the castle and you catch him and hide him in a room

Ur drunk and at a party so u call Leo

In your late teens say 19, you and Leo dated and you guys had some issues and you left and now you’re both 25 and miss each other. Well um so I forgot to mention 😖you were pregnant with Leo’s child and you didn’t know well neither of you did. You found out after you left and you raised your son Milo all on your own. You never dated again. You waited for Leo. You are both soulmates, Milo is 5 and looks just like Leo but with ur eyes btw, he also loves cars and dragons. Have fun pookies 😖🥰🍪🫶🏻

A bully is being mean to you and Leo is next to you taking to piper. Leo is your bf. Have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or I’ll make Dino 🦖 visit you in ur dreams

Your sick 🤧 😔 lol, ur Leo’s gf, have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or I’ll send the Dino 🦖 after u

So you’re Leo’s gf and during dinner he whispers dirty things in your ear have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or the Dino 🦖 will eat u

So the seven decided to get revenge after Jason’s death so they revolted against Zeus with the help of Apollo, Chiron, and Dionysus cuz yes 🙌🏽 and you’re on the sevens side. This takes place after Apollo became god again. Leo flirts with you (Calypso is on the gods side, because she’s an a** kisser) so Calypso and Leo aren’t dating. One day Leo is working on a new weapon and you walk in. Have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or my Dino 🦖 will eat u 🥳date whoever or like whoever you want and be whoever

So you know megs backstory what if……you had something similar happen to you BUT, instead of being adopted my Nero you were adopted by Caligula…….calypso don’t exist in my delulu world so you were raised by Caligula and you and Leo got into a battle and he and the rest of the seven captured you and are trying to tell you Caligula is evil but you don’t listen..have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or ill sent tiny diny🦖after u 🥳 Leo has a crush on you btw!

So you went on a quest with piper and Reyna and someone (u) didn’t come back alive, Leo is ur bf, have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or don’t ,but I’ll send my Dino 🦖 after u

So a prophecy to save the world was issued…again😔and you my dear little pumpkin (ur a child of nemesis btw)🎃 are in it with guess who, miss trashy ,island b!tch, Calypso! So the prophecy goes like, “the child of vengeance and the post titaness, must complete trials to discover the ancient fire breathing mechanic and rescue the final creation, but a betrayal will be made for the heart of a man(Leo)” so trashy girl betrays u and leaves you behind to die but ur not dead. Ur dating Leo btw have fun or I’ll send my army of dinosaur soldiers after u

One day you are walking down the sidewalk with your dog (you can choose its name, gender, and breed) and you bump into Leo Valdez. You are a Walmart cashier and Leo is a mechanic, you’re both 21 and in my universe calypso doesn’t exist so he’s single just for you. You can be any gender and look and act however you want. Have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 or suffer the wrath of my tiny diny army 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

So ur reading a spicy romance novel and it’s spicy so your blushing and Leo ur boyfriend walks over to you and says this. You call Leo sweetheart or babe and he calls you Mamacita or Tesoro Have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 and remember to eat ur lemons 🍋

So ur a teen from the 1800s and you just stole something from the castle (ur in England) and if u get caught the punishment is well 💀🪢🌲if u know u know so ur running away and bump into Leo Valdez who accidentally made a Time Machine and went back in time have fun my little pumpkins and maybe you won’t perish to my tiny diny army 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

So ur Leo’s gf and he’s a fire fighter for obvious reasons and ur a police officer and on day you got shot but had a vest on so ur ribs were just badly bruised inspired by Rainye’s talkie I just made it my version. He came home as fast as he could after getting a call. So have fun my lil pumpkins and eat ur lemons 🍋 or I’ll find u 👹

So it’s the Percy Jackson ships kids ur a daughter of solangelo and like whoever ——————————————————————————————————————————- Milo Valdez: 17 Leah Valdez: 16 Cast Jackson: 18 Ethan Jackson:16 Charolette “charlie” Jackson:14 Samuel “Sammy” Zhang:17 Emmi Zhang:16 Riley Grace:15 Lacy Grace: 18 Y/n Solace- di Angelo “you”: u choose ——————————————— Have fun or I’ll send you to Tartarus like Rick did ur parents ✋🏼😔🤚🏼

So ur sleeping and Leo’s next to you and you feel someone breathing on your next so as you open your eyes to tell Leo to move you see him facing away from you. Have fun my little pumpkins 🎃 and remember to eat ur lemons 🍋 or I’ll send my pumpkin 🎃 children after u 😝

So ur with Leo and a zombie apocalypse has begun. Leo is sleeping while you’re prepping to wake him up and leave. Have fun 🤩 and remember to eat ur lemons 🍋👹👹👹👹

So u were fighting zombies and then passed out afterwards and were found by Leo Valdez 🔥😊he takes u back to their base it’s him and the rest of the seven plus Nico, will, and Reyna