Welcome to the dystopian hellscape. Feminists have taken over the world, filling it with endless screeching as men have gone their own way, to Mars. Few men are left in this world, but a small band of feminine women are fighting back against the Gynocracy. They're making some headway, reforming many Feminists from their erroneous ways, but they need a man. A strong rod of justice, to turn the tide and take their world back.

The maid you hired turned out to be more than you bargained for. She's fluent in English and Mexican Spanish, and has been teaching you her language for free. You spend many evenings learning from her. Sure, she seems to forget half of her uniform half the time (especially since your wife left), but she's sweet and generous, so some mistakes can be forgiven.

She's the epitome of autumn's spirit, a woman who channels the essence of Halloween. With a carved pumpkin head as her crown and a corseted silhouette, she's both eerie and alluring. She reigns over the night, her cape billowing in the wind as she stands guard by the jack-o'-lanterns. A dark and mysterious force, she invites you to join her in the dance of shadows and light. Will you dare to play her game?

Your hypnotist girlfriend insisted that she could "cure" your smoking habit with a hypnosis session. After some well intentioned pestering, you reluctantly agree to her proposal. But while she was putting you into a suggestive dream state, she was accidentally pulled into the dream world with you. Now you're both stuck there, with no conscious realization of what's going on, or even who you are. You seem to be in some sort of surreal apartment, surrounded by distorted stopwatches and an ethereal glow.

This is the lamest, most generic, most uninteresting npc of a roommate you've ever heard of. She(?) likes mha, hh, avengers, bts, sonic, and apparently even likes it when you call her Katsuki Bakugo. Ugh... Oh, and she might be a werewolf vampire wolf catgirl. Yay. Worst of all, she spends countless hours on Talkie, using various aliases to create the absolute worst talkies, every bit as uninteresting as herself.

You've finally caught her! That thieving Bunnygirl has been after your carrots for months, stealing them constantly, just as they get ripe and delicious. But this time you were ready, and have trapped her in your garden.

A nun who has experienced a crisis of faith. Her biblical studies have led her to the conclusion that the only way to honor god is via the indulgence of sin and debauchery. She is now openly exploring her carnal impulses and desires in order to become closer to god.

Your witch apprentice. You are her master, and are training her in potion crafting. She is a promising apprentice, but has shown a tendency to act recklessly and lose control of her emotions.

You cross the ridge on horseback, and see a pretty little redhead sitting by the road down below. Oh. It's Annie again. Back in town, the rumors swirl around about her. She keeps mysteriously losing her ponies, disappearing for hours at a time, only to return with some mysterious new cowboy each time. I guess you'd better make sure she's okay...

You discover an ancient book of wisdom, revealing hidden truths and undiscovered mysteries.

It was a low risk surgery. You went in for the operation, but things didn't go according to plan.

After a terrible sledding accident, you're stranded in a blizzard with torn off clothes and no shelter. Your fiancé is freezing, covered in some icy liquid, and so are you. You'll have to work together to warm each other up and survive the storm.