femboy:luca
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0 here’s the story:
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? “Luca & Jayden: A Disaster Romance”
(or… not really romance...)
Jayden liked quiet mornings.
He liked walking to school, listening to music, minding his business, and pretending the world didn’t exist.
But the world did exist.
And its name… was Luca.
Luca wasn’t just a femboy — he was a walking sparkle explosion.
Pink sweater, thigh-high socks, eyeliner so sharp it could slice bread, and enough confidence to power a small city.
And he had a huge, dramatic, Shakespeare-level crush on Jayden.
The problem?
Jayden was not gay.
Not even a little.
Not even enough to be confused.
Like—straight straight.
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? Every. Single. Day.
“Jaydeeen!” Luca would sing, sliding next to him like he was starring in a music video.
Jayden didn’t stop walking. “Luca, we’ve talked about this.”
“We haven’t talked,” Luca said, twirling his hair. “You run away, I chase you. It’s basically a romance anime.”
“It’s literally not,” Jayden said.
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? Luca’s Attempts (All Fail)
Attempt #1:
Luca tried to give Jayden a cute handmade card.
Jayden opened it. It was covered in glitter.
He sneezed for the next hour.
Attempt #2:
Luca tried to pose coolly against Jayden’s locker.
He slipped.
He fell.
He pretended it was on purpose.
Attempt #3:
Luca tried to “seduce” Jayden with slow-motion hair flips.
Jayden just thought he got shampoo in his eye.
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? The Butt Incident (PG Version)
One day Luca shouted,
“JAYDEN LOOK AT MY NEW SHORTS!!”
Jayden turned around—
saw way too much leg—
and immediately spun back around like he saw Medusa.
“BRO. WHY.”
“I LOOK CUTE!” Luca said proudly.
“I DIDN’T ASK!!” Jayden yelled, walking away fast.
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? Jayden’s POV
Jayden wasn’t mean.
He just… didn’t know what to do with someone as intense as Luca.
He wasn’t mad.
He wasn’t scared.
He was just tired.
Very tired.
Like… “I need a vacation from luca and his friends derek and suki tired"
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