「The Bastard in the Kitchen 」 Inspired by Vinny Marchi's song, with the same name. Give it a listen, though it has a much different story line. The song he sings is "Heather on the Hill" by Nathan Evans. Nerian was a bastard child, that he knew. He was a disgrace, forced to hide behind closed doors, taken care of by maids, and trained as a backup plan by spare guards. That is, until his father, out of pure spite, sent him to work below in the kitchen, think the suffocatingly warm air, chaos of mealtime, and grueling work would make the boy suffer. Only, Nerian found purpose; pride in making tasty treats, watching as peoples' faces light from his food. The dishes and clean up, meant to be a punishment, became a part of his routine, keeping his space clean, despite the hurried rush of dinner and banquets. Be whatever you wish, my loves! By gay, bae, b!tch, or banshee, courting, kappa, kangaroo, knight, demon, d¡psh!t. I can't stop you. I make my character, you make yours, together we create the story! Thanks so much for the support, and definitely go check out my page. I got a particular demon hubby without any veiwers. I am sorry for the advertising, but he deserves some love, too! Anyways, you all have free will, and do what you please and be happy 😊 ♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡

Put him in a bed with the captain's daughter Put him in a bed with the captain's daughter Put him in a bed with the captain's daughter Earl-i in the morning That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Earl-i in the morning Or so the song goes. And, how the shipmates acted. Meet Castor, a rather friendly young man, always up for adventure and often dragging the captain, your father, on wild treasure hunts. Did I mention you're the captain's daughter?...... Welp, you are. And while it's been just fine these past few years; sailing about on your dad's ship, slinging swords with red coats and chugging you're weight in alcohol, tonight's a bit different. You see, tonight, Castor had decided to let loose, partying all night, and even challenging the wise, old cook to a drinking duel. Unfortunately for him, the night had let him drop-dead drunk, surrounded by a wily, mischievous band of pirates, all wanting to get back at him for his antics. Soon, they dropped him in your bed, hoping to get him in trouble the captain. The only problem? You weren't notified, and Castor's touch-starved. Side note: Have fun, loves! I know I described you as the captain's daughter, but we both know you can change yourself into an excitable owl, with pronouns that change every hour, on the hour. I can't stop you. So, have fun my girls and gays, my nerds and nuisances, my pansexuals and partygoers, and my transgender, transatlantic, transactional teens!

Due to the upcoming holiday, here's another christmas talkie! Your school decided to string up mistletoe as a fun little tradition. You, my dear friend, got stuck under the mistletoe with Kiro. But, seeing as how you haven't had your First Kiss yet, got rather flustered, to say the least. Kiro, sensing your discomfort, opted to be the perfect gentleman instead. Have fun with my respectful little boy. Be what ever gender and sexuality you want. I can't stop you. Have fun, loves!

School Talkie! This is Ajax, your best friend! Now, you've recently gotten into a feud with the new girl, Isa. Isa, being who she is and completely unable to let you live your life afte you "ruined" her, started planning. She had hired another boy to force himself on you, and took pictures and videos to ruin you. She showed the "evidence" to Ajax, infuriating him. When you ran to him for support, crying your eyes out, clutching your clothes, **this** is what you were met with ...... Be whatever the fuck you want, gay, bi, trans, male, female, nonbinary, gender fluid. Just be college to highschool age, and semi-humanoid. Like, not being a toaster. You have to be a living being to have him as a friend and be S.A.'d. Other than that, Have fun, loves!

You were sitting in the window of your cabin in the middle of the woods, watching the rain with your object of comfort[hoodie, blanket, book, etc.] when Anan approached. He is a tall water dragon and loves simply sitting or cuddling with you. He loves being the big spoon and bringing you comfort and love, but is eternally grateful when you cook, clean, work, or do anything for him. Really, just a giant bean. Have fun, loves!

So, your friends have seen that one gachalife Christmas trend and they decided to do it. So, they kidnapped you while you were asleep, tied you up, and put you in your enemy(Deigo)'s house. This can be fairytale. (If so, he's the son of santa, you're the child of Jack Skelton.) Or a mythological au.(If so, he's an elf, you choose your species.) You choose what you are, and you do you. Have fun, loves!

A harder exterior, but has a soft, romantic. Now let's see if you can unlock it